Would you like that to go?

Can I recommend the blind trout.

Of course it’s happy – it’s an EXIT!

Happy & crappy.

It’s more than a toilet; it’s a happy home for pot monsters.

Their beer tastes like piss!

Listen, pal, I’ve been in a lot of delicious, happy toilets, so don’t think yours is such hot stuff just because it’s next to Tai Kang Road!

Toilet
Toileter
Toiletest.

Next time I see a happy dog I’ll know where it got its last drink.

This brings back memories of when Mum let me lick the bowl. 😛

It’s such a fancy way to say ”I’m going to a restaurant in a toilet!”

A restaurant cum toilet?

It’s more than a toilet! It’s a floor wax! Or a dessert topping!

Let me guess – it’s a Suck Ho Bldg in disguise

Looks like it will make your head swell up too.

If you survive the miscellaneous bacteria and the pot monsters, you’re gonna have a delicious and happy dessert!

Stop saying it’s crappy! It’s more than a toilet to me… we’re in love.

Looks like this is where you drop the kids off at the pool.

These people must have confidence in the food they serve. Most other restaurants do not have a dedicated dining room, only a toilet that doubles as dining room. It saves customers the sprint when the food makes their bowels act up.

Restroom or restaurant?

The Chinese says something like “Toilet joyful subject restaurant”. Did someone really believe it was a good idea to use the word “toilet” in the name for a restaurant?

I thought cottaging was meant to be low key…

– Would you care for a dessert, Sir?
– No thank you, I’m full. Could you tell me where the men’s restaurant is, please?

– Waiter! There’s too much restroom pepper on my crap!

Best sh!t on the block.

Flush clockwise, Flush counterclockwise, Good Day Bidet and ever popular Peter Pan.

Where, apparently, the women have moons in orbit around their heads.

You’ll leave with a s***-eating grin.

The waiter pissed on my leg and told me it was lemonade.

@ KellogGold: The moons about the head I can handle. It’s the Eye of Sauron over the toilet that bothers me.

Better than “Less than toilet!”

Is that more than To Let ?

And by the way, the name of the owner’s daughter is probably ‘Loo’.

Soon to open a franchise in Flushing, N.Y.

Welcome, right this way. Would you prefer a stall or a urinal?

For those who are interested… This is a restaurant (initially from Japan) where the seats, cups, and bowls are shaped like toilets. Why? Nothing whets an appetite like a shimmering toilet.

Gentlemen. Will you be upstanding.

Ladies. Please be seated.

Ammenties block at Flushing Meadows.

From the rooter to the tooter.

It got four stars in Frommer’s coprophage section.

Endorsed by 50,000 flies.

– What is more than toilet?
– Toilette!

… and yes, our toilet also doubles as a hot pot cooker. just remember not to confuse the knob that controls the heat with the handle that flushes.

I’m not going to post a link as that might be considered spam, but Google “modern toilet restaurant” to find out what this sign is about. I knew something was fishy looking at the Chinese (便所欢乐主题餐厅 for you fellow students out there), and I soon found out why…

… It’s been awhile since I’ve experienced culture shock, but i think I’m officially there again.

@ David R: I was going to say ‘thank you’ but since I am now wondering whether I have woken up in a parallel universe I am not sure that is what I mean. ‘Top new creative idea from toilet and sh*ts’

♫ More than a toilet to meee… ♫

Riddle me this Scatman!
It’s more than toilet
but less than bathroom…
What is it?

I don’t want to live on Tal Kang Road…

Oh by the way, it was The Piddler who was talking to Scatman.

@ David R: Thanks, the Wikipedia entry is most informative.
The part about the Dr Slump ice cream……. 😯

Ya gotta watch the tables. They automatically flush every 5 minutes.