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I’m just singing in the rain, just singing in the rain ..,
Like, what?
♫ What ♫
How about duct tape – on your mouth…?
Tape it? Sorry, dude; this Engrish may be the one thing that duct tape can’t fix.
You have to sing in first.
How do I tape it? Let me count the ways.
I tape it to the depth and breadth of whether
To sing the what, when reading from the shirt…..
Well, just it randomly tape. Type.
sung to the tune of “I’ll Never Fall in Love Again”
Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.
Drugged-out 70’s record producer trying to remember his studio skills…
Meditations of an Idol contestant
Don’t do it – it’s EXPREMAY DENGERLUS!
A question even Socrates couldn’t solve it?
Well, you can’t expect a singer to be good at songwriting.
From Yoda’s first album.
The hills are alive / with the sound of taped stuff
With whatever that’s I’ve sung / For a thousand minutes
(To the tune of Sound of Music)
This is how the ladyboys tape it to sign higher.
With polite language and no noise.
Tapeworm!
What . . . do we still tape anymore?
I thought we only MP3 mow.
Hits Confusion Max!
To sing or not to sing,
That is the question.
Whether it is nobler in the mind, to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous flat notes,
Or to take up arms against a sea of karaokes,
And by opposing defeat them.
Oh for an EDIT button.
To tape or note to tape?
That is the question.
Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous flat notes,
Or to take up arms against a sea of Karaokes,
And by recording, defeat them.
(Sori Shakespeare)
What sing to wheather than more it tape you do how…..rewind!
Mmm, by first, singing more than what, and then tape it
Sing whhaaaaat!
Hey, that’s how you hit the high notes.
Wear me, maybe!