Uncle Ackbar Wants You!

Italian Yoda: Mamma Mia! Luke, usa the force you will!

I feel a a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices just … Oh… Honey Boo Boo Child is on.

We’re off to fight the evil Yankee Empire. Can I get a Rebel Alliance yell?

A long time ago, in a land far, far away, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that not all men are created equal, because some have more midichlorians than others..

“It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.”
“The Force?”
“No, the Marshal Plan.”

Vader: Luke, i am your father
Luke: NOOOO! that’s not possible my father isn’t Russian!

Obi-bama: May the USA be with you!

Let the be with you

Jedi master Jar-Jar?!

Meesa gonna usa the force!

Let the Wookie win!

I’m Reagan. I’m here to rescue you.

Extra force is removed with the st… umm, lightsaber.

@coffeebot: “Mr. Gorbachev, you-sa gotta tear down dis wall.”

The Emperor must be Russian

(Off topic) As an engrish.com captioneer, ever feel like this little hobby is sort of like hanging out with a group of Society for Creative Anachronism people, each with his fingers stuck in his ears, trying to yell Monty Python quotes the loudest?

(Sorry if I stepped on any toes. I suffer from a touch of “anachrophobia” 😉

Oh… Just a bunch of airbornely thrown things.

Thats one crappy looking bootleg shirt. Is it supposed to look like its from the 70s?

Oh, great. Now Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The USA” is stuck in my mind.

Who the hell is Elvis?

May the Proof-reader Be With Yew

@Biff the understudy
There you go again.

Is’nt Usa a manufacturing town in Asia?

Sparky-chan, Yes, in the southern island of Kyushu, there is a tiny rural hamlet, “USA”, pronounced UU-sah. In the past they have made things labeled, “Made in USA”…kind of like a local gag, nothing serious.

But will it remove my extra horny?

Yeah, USA IS the force! F—in’ ayyyyy!

The force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet.
You must learn how to proofread first.

Yoda’s subtitles in Beijing:

Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering; suffering leads to hullaballoo.

May the farce be with you.

In Soviet Russia, the Force finds YOU.

episode 5: the empire strikes back with 1000s of products made in china

Q. What does an italian Blacksmith do?

A. He usa da forge.

@coffeebot: SPAM AND EGGS!

@Biff: I DONT LIKE SPAM!