The purpose-driven litter

Please not randomly construct the actual sentence.

Please don’t airbornely or other neologisms create.

Please don’t destroy the meaning with a double negative.

Please do cherish the fact that google translate is usually wrong.

“Urgent message for mister Superman! I repeat…”

We take trashing very serious here…

So where can’t I…

I always throw the thing carefulely.

No exclamation marks?

I don’t destroy the afforestation randomly but I like trashing the THING!

How can I un-airbornely throw the thing?

I’m sorry, I just airbornely it. Is that bad?

Instructions for paratroopers ?

You can virtually trash in an orderly fashion.

Public utility, I love you! Marry me and we will actually trash together for the rest of our lives. My trash was so random until I met you.

I actually trash all this airbornely thing.

I never litter randomly

Nobody expects the Chinese afforestation!

Especially please don’t destroy the affore-SKIN! That would be very painful and might possibly ruin my social life.

Oh, my porcelain-encased cast iron toilet, I love you and will cherish you always.

@Seventy2rd o clock : Our chief weapon is surprisingly large gaps after apostrophes.

I do cherish the public utilities, otherwise this would be a dark world.

Remember: Exclamation points are strictly prohibited.

No exclamation marks? Well, Snake might have a hard time here.

♫ I want to be an Airbornely Ranger.
I want to destroy afloristation. ♫

If someone in China says you’re actually trash, don’t feel insulted.

Actually Trash – China’s answer to Pussy Riot.

Now under investigation for aibornely throwing the thing.

I don’t think I could even lift The Thing, let alone throw him airbornely.

Now we know where so many things come from.

@ Droll not Troll: They leave those gaps for later – to incidentally insert additional randomly letters!

So how come I got arrested for actually trashing stuff?

These are Chinese stocks – No?

Please don’t destroy the forest ranger station.

Is this one of them drinkin parks? Don’ t worry. I’ ll clean up my bottles, but first I need to sleep it off in the afforestation.

@72rd. I thought that was what the gaps between the boards were for.

Rangerto base. We have just napalmed 3 square miles of forest. Returning to pick up the Thing.

Insert miscreants head in gap. Bolt boards firmly in place. Proceed to airbornely throw the thing, and randomly throw the trash.

I had an Asian girlfriend once. She definitely needed some afforestation.

Everytime I land on Water Works or the Electric Company, I “cherish the public utilities!”

Bombs awa y

Can I throw the thing if I’m on the ground though?

So, can I cherish the public utilities by actually trashing them?

She offered to show me a good time, but she randomly trashed my hing.
I want my money back!

That’s not a word I’d use to describe my feelings for the sidewalk.

I don’t think I could even lift The Thing (from the Fantastic Four), let alone throw him airbornely.

Is it alright if I waterbornely throw the thing into the drain?

This kinda makes we wanna cherish some utilities now.

Cherish is a word I use to apply
To public Utilities in dear old Chi
na

I actually trash randomly. Now what?

As a Junior, soon to be Senior Birdman, it’s my DUTY to airbornely throw the thing, whatever the hell it is.

No… exclamation … mark…

“Don’t panic?”
“Don’t shout?”

Ah — it’s so obvious. “Cherish the public utilities.”

Please, Don:

t airbornely throw the thing.
t destroy the afforestation.

♫ I threw it on the grouuund! ♫