Why, oh why?

This has a gay bondage feel about it.

Plesse, oh plesse tell me why this T-shirt has to be like this?

Don’t ask me why.. just do it!

I won’t even kick your ass, let alone wash it.

For detailed instructions, please visit the 4th floor of Suck Ho Bldg.

Mama should have taught you how to wipe correctly.

I didn’t understand why anyone would want to wear this T-shirt

Cleanup in aisle #2.

Yeah, you missed a spot riiiiight… there.

Wax on… wax off…

Uh… guys? This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to get buff.

Wow! These mavericks really are original!

Text: Tell Me Why lyrics from Declan Galbraith.
Photo? Who knows, maybe the next Men In Black movie.

I don’t remember much of 1978.
I hope this isn’t why.

Answer #1: Because we’re no more a part of 1968
Answer #2: Because you didn’t pay enough attention to the picture
Answer #3: Because (because)

PS: Maverick, you need a serious dose of PR.

Copyright 2012 Ricky Ricardo Productions

Proof that being a Chicken Sexer really isn’t the worst job ever.

Suck Ho Building? No.. that’s next door. This is Buff Hole Building.

In 1968 there was reinforced concrete.
In 1978 there was dirty ass.

Use of hot water cannot do. Please do not understand the situation.

This shirt would freak out Jamie Gumb.

Kinkeee kinkeee!

If you can remember the 60s you were not part of it.
You wouldn’t want to remember the 70s.

In 1978, this was the best way to show you love your white-headed boyfriend.

Just for the heck of it: W-T-F?!?
Is there something I have missed?

@jjhitt: Men in Black know how to deal with aliens from Uranus.

We really don’t want any dirty cracks here.

CL(ean)ASS of ’78 t-shirt.

Glad my name isn’t Plesse.

Bikini buff and wax.

Those Japanese bathroom attendants really take their job seriously.

Fanny waxing poetic.

Just like the Starship Enterprise. They orbit around Uranus looking for Klingons.

No! Not the orbital sander!

So, this is what Plesse v. Ferguson was all about?

He is “washing his ass” with a steering wheel and a pillow?

Photo’s courtesy of Poo Bar, Inc.

Why? Because it’s the only way to get the spray tan off.

@timo: Something went horribly wrong within the steering committee.

He wants the “moon” to be extra bright and shiny tonight when he shows it off to the old couple next door.

Apparently, the picture is from Steven Klein’s photography exhibition titled “Valley of the Dolls” from 2006 and the man with the buffing machine is Tom Ford.

Plesse stop trying to drive me nuts.

The Leslie Nielson we never from that unreleased cross-over film

“The Naked Gun Matrix”

The side of Leslie Nielson we never knew, from that unreleased cross-over film

“The Naked Gun Matrix”

Another typical Friday afternoon at engrish.com World Headquarters.

this mustve been the rough draft of the lyrics to that song that the backstreet boys wrote

@ DrLex: because it says Plesse I want you, wash my Ass! Lmao!!!

Homme 1977 est très fatigué.

This…is…just…so…wrong…

Plesse I want u,
wash my ass <3

Fantastic pick up line.