Why, oh why?

No pound pound( ##) homme! No pound pound Maverick & Iceman!

That’ll buff right out.

One (1) shirt free to each purchaser of a new TOTO Washlet.

(shouts) Special martial arts technique – Tattoo Removal!

Wash my ass
hope to die <3

This is wrong on S-o-o-o-o many levels.

Please tell me that isn’t Agent Smith.

… with a pics of a bunch of assholes

@olog-hai: Yes it’s The Ass Matrix, a gay fetish porn film.

What the hell am I looking at? Some exploitation parody of Men in Black?!

Bum steer

Have I just stepped into the Matrix??

This is the strangest kind of Engrish, and one that deserves a category of its own: Illustrated Engrish. Illustrated Engrish is Engrish in which the text is not the strangest thing about it: the Engrish is also illustrated with an image that appears to go perfectly well with what the Engrish says. Great examples of it include the God-Jesus robot, the “We do not like being stared at” monkey warning, the “Heavens!” hamster, the “We are breads”, “Part of Everything”, and “Dog Look At Airplane” shirts, “I wonder why coffee tastes so good when you’re naked with your family”…anyway, there… Read more »