We never run out of milk

this latte tastes funny…

Nice to see they’re a breast of things.

– Would you like your coffee with milk?
– Yes. Freshly squeezed, please.

Table for two, please.

What is the address of this place, and when does the next plane leave?

Sir, with your latte, would you like regular milk, skinny milk, soy milk or…

Not only is the milk fresh, it also comes in such cute containers!

Thank God I’m a male man!

No more cappuccino! The waitress is tired of jumping on the trampoline!

We have a few job openings for new waitresses. Main requirement: see the name of our café.

Don’t bother with a menu. I’ll have the one on the left.

“It takes two hands to handle a Whopper.”

Is self-service allowed?

They must have two identical cafes next to eachother.

HOOTERS ain’t gonna like this.

I hope they have a newsletter, I like to keep abreast of things.

Manager to signwriter: “You idiot! I said I was opening a brasserie, not a brassiere!”

I have good mamories of this place.

The cafe owner also owns a radio station where the tits just keep on coming.

Oh, I see it now; their tea is so strong, it is just like coffee:
“T: it’s café”

Tipping is always appreciated.
Paying a gratuity is even more welcome.

I think some boob made a typo.

Forget the venti, gimme a double D.

Despite being a cafe, their specialty is milkshake.

This cafe supports Community Chest.

The original breastaurant.

I wonder why the waitresses are calling me baby.

Coffee, please with sugar.
One lump or two?

Milk, Milk, Lemonade…

seems like all boundaries are going to be down here

don’t worry about the price; it’s just a few nipples and dimes

No, we don’t offer maternity leave. That’s when we need you most!

Our waitresses are pumped to serve the customers, but with the popular demand, they also feel squeezed.

A minister of religion went here. He almost had a stroke.

Do you have a “Head” Waitress.

Got Milk?

Not my cup of coffee. Nipples please

Their mirkshake blings all the boys to the yald

Sorry, cancel the latte. On reflection I’ll have a long black.

Manager: “we need to hire a new girl from Africa cause right now we are out of chocolate milk.”

Do you like cream in your Tits Coffee?

I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh please. (Old joke. Ask your mother.)

@Silly Uncle Willy: LOL, never heard that one but I was actually going to Teat-erboro. but I don’t know Jacques Tits either.

http://www.deepkyoto.com/?tag=tits-cafe

Tata’s for now and thanks for the mammaries.