Tastes bitter…

Nasty bad ass fruit

Ew, dew!

Now I know why orange juice always gives me acid indigestion and stomach cramps.

Let’s stop cruelty towards fruit and drink dew dew (!!)

Waitress, one glass of painapple- I mean pineapple juice please…

Oh no! Taking their forests wasn’t bad enough, now they’re juicing those poor apes!

A blend of bloodstained tomatoes, disappointed lemons, bitterly sectarian oranges and castrated bananas.

Cruel fruit juice- orange whip.

One Tea
Two Tea
Green Tea
Red Tea

How do you want your juice? Whipped or squeezed? Maybe thrown in a blender and hacked to pieces?

Cruel Fruit Juice, it’s got you coming and going.

How do I know Steve Martin didn’t have something to do with this?

It comes with a free fly. The fly is mandatory.

“So, Mr. Bing, let’s talk about what you do do.”

“What I do do?”

Droll not Troll:

At least they are only making small glasses of orang juice — probably due to their status as endangered species.

The fruit juice is cruel because it makes you dew dew.

The cruel juice must be prune juice.

I wonder if sugar will make things easy here.

Apricot is the cruelest fruit, breeding
Lychees out of the dead land, mixing
Mulberry and desire, stirring
Dull rutabegas with spring rain.

Needless to say, there is no passion fruit in cruel fruit juice.

Orang juice… that wouldn’t that be U-Tang would it.

Dew the Dew!

Dew Dew!

Cruel fruit juice = Fresca

I will gather no more of your bitter fruit!

So mean it made durian cry.

I dunno, the dew dew seems worse.