Please mind your teeth

Caution: Wet when slippery.

Ask yourself: Do you know these stairs?

Be sure to taste our McNuggets while going down.

A service bought to you by the Hotel BJ.

My lord, how many times have I heard women saying THIS !

Be careful while reading this sign.

Furburgers just 99 yen. Limited time only.

I wonder how many people have fallen down the stairs by looking at this sign instead of their feet.

Wearing knee pads should help. 😉

It helps if other people know you’re coming.

Being able to breathe through your ears would be useful.

By the time you read this sign, it’s gonna be too late.

Or getting it up.

That’s what she said. (Somebody had to say it.)

It’s a big step.

Caution: Going Down may result in Coming Up.

If you choose to come, bring a rag.

Carefully Injure Neck

No Smorking While “Eating”!!

tried it, doesn’t work

Love in an elevator, lovin’ it up when I’m goin’ down

This is one small descent for a man

“….a place where things aren’t as they seem….you have entered the Twilight Zone….”

How about when I am up and coming?

apparently happy meals come with a disco ball now

….Ronald didn’t wash too well this morning.

I don’t really understand what’s funny or incorrect about this. I’m wondering if I’m missing something.