Message to all dear women

So, all men are un-dear?

Honey Bunch, is that dress throbbing or are you just happy to see me?

Say yes to the dress!

Dear Women! Buy one dress, get two lovers for FREE!

Are you sure this isn’t aimed at transvestites?

Warning: Dress Shines Feelings.
Wear Proper Eye Protection.

“The woman who can do the self-expression”…. I guess that explains the throbbing.

Where can I get bed sheets made out of this stuff?

Meet the lover more further for extra throbbing.

I prefer Un-Dear-Wear.

cereal just got sexy

Well that aint a gun.

Shortly: just take your clothes off, honey.

Honey Bunches of Oats sure has changed.

Uh, I don’t think a lot of women are curious about a throbbing dress.

♫ You shine your feelings in,
You shine your feelings out,
You meet the lover more further
And you shake it all about.
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Do-oo-oo the self expression…….♫

un dear wear?

To everyone else… get lost.

That’s a Honey Bunch of valuable lessons for honey traps.

Shine feelings to all the wrong people

to be naked, or not to be naked? what are we trying to sell here?!

“Just Say No,” said the dress that can shine feelings when meeting the lover more further.

The love for you has engorged me further (see back side for much expression of me)

Dear women?? Is there another kind?

If it has tits or tyres. it will probably send you broke.

We are hiring dancers.

“Burma Shave.”

Typical Japanese Engrish bra-bra-brah !

And those that can not self-express will feel the dull…