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Jacket made from 100% hemp. Remove from body before attempting to smoke it.
Also available in Berlusconi version
Represent&Crew&Style&Bunga.
– What is brown, sounds like a bell and also a little bit like ‘Bong’?
– Dung!
Easy Skanking
This jacket is too loud.
I’d pay $420 for a jacket like that.
One of these things is not like the others. Which of these things just doesn’t b(el)ong?
So this is the latest style in smoking jackets!
No, I said I wanted a tweed jacket – with a “T”.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
What is the sound of a large empty head when you hit it with a sledge hammer?
BONG-G-G-G!
The next U.S. Representative.
Definitely in that order. Once you bong, it’s challenging to crew, style, or represent anything.
I’d rather not represent. Me and my crew might end up in jail, style-less.
Me and my crew and a dog name Bong.
Your jacket is really bossy and demanding…
Bong-zilla
Buy four words – Get three ampersands free.
I heard that rope was made from hemp. So I smoked thiry feet of rope.
I didn’t get high, but my boat floated away.
To heck with the Represent & the Crew & the Style & the Bong.
I’m hooked on ampersands…
…& Engrish.
Dude, the bong made you forgot how to de-reference a pointer.
This jacket reads exactly how a stoner talks.
RuPaul’s to-do list
Respect the and hood and life.