Put ye leg behind ye head!

To enter, just dance a short jig.

CAUTION: Non-pirate persons will get hooked immediately.

Any rum left?

Hes guilty ret him rawk the prank

Sponsored by the church of the FSM.

Signs that a gym is run by pirates:
-when the aerobics instructor tells you to “shake your booty”, you use a treasure chest.
-They only accept dubloons as payment.
-they only have “rowing” exercise machines.
-Bottled rum instead of water.
-You keep your belongings in Davy Jones Locker.

Even pirates sometimes have to go to the “little pirates room”, you know?

Lose that booty!

This is your Pirate speaking, please fasten your seatbelts and hand over yer booty.

This be yer Co-Pirate, arh, um, the Pirate, arh, lost his head. We’ll be turnin about.

Shiver me timber.

Yohoho and a bottle of sake.

Know what a pirate says on his eightieth birthday?
“Aye matey!” (Get it?)

Dead Man’s Chests available at reasonable rates.

Fountain of Life currently out of service.

Even a pirate could use some privacy

Jolly Roger meets Mari Winsor !

Pilates of the Caribbean lure!

License key? We don’t need no stinkin’ license key.

“Proud and insolent youth,” said Hook, “prepare to meet thy room.”

Pirates invented planking

Don’t try the equipment in that room! They rip you and your limbs off!

GYM trainers enter here to become pirates.

This next pose is the downward scurvy dog.

wonder wht’s this room for

As part of a “rebranding” exercise, to shake off some of the negativity of their past image, pirates have issued a statement that from now on they prefer to be known as “pee-rah-tays”

Somalian embassy in Japan.

I thought “they” just used the restrooms at rest stops and parks (ala George Michael).

Is this the room where I can “rape, plunder and pillage?”

I’m not sure about the translation of the Japanese part of the sign. Those first four characters look a lot like “Yaar”.

Pilates room or Pirates room in Japanese.

That actually says pilates. the　the little イ after the テ makes a tee sound. the beginning is pee sound not a pie.

“The name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Sitting On A Big Blue Ball Wesley.”.

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir!

japanese taxi driver suspended for ranking out of turn

All your \/\/AR3Z are belong to us.

Yo ho ho and yoga too!

Pilates of the Carribbean.

Headquarters of TPB Japan

Japan is truly a polite society. Even a room just for pirates.