I don’t think I’ll be going in…

so it’s okay for her behavior

Going Swimming in Shanghai is off of my Bucket List.

Are those brown trouts in pool.

U BM? WE RMB 500 U!

Tragic accident in a Shanghai swimming-pool. Innocent swimmers flushed by mistake.

So, technically I am allowed to do it in the elevator, right?

There’s No P in our OOL…
but there might be some POO

What’s the big deal? It’s just a Payday.

And HAL 9000 will send you away in the space pod.

They’ll force you to hear Anita Ward’s “Ring My Bell” 500 times in a row.

RMB 500? That’s 35 cents!

But it’s okay to relieve the bladder at the pool? (not that I ever would)

Violators not paying fine will relieve other swimmers bowels

My bowels will remain anxious until I get home

Ok I can’t relieve it, but I still can release it, right?

Splash-Splash
Swim-Swim
Oh! What a relief
I’m in…

(Sung to the tune of Alka-Selzer jingle)

Who is RMB-500, the smaller brother of the Terminator T-900 model ?

RMB?
Random Metal Boobs?

is RMB 500 made by the same detroit corporation which made ED 209?

I can understand th problem. It is alll that voody rice they eat.

E Coli and Cryptosporidium included in the admission price.

We the RMB 500 will fine your BMs mercilessly.

It says “don’t relieve bowels AT the pool,” it says nothing about relieving bowels IN the pool.

I think I’m gonna do it this basket then.

Fine for relieving yourself.

From my limited mandarin, I can only guess some of the words in the Chinese phrase: “Please don’t piss or take a dump inside the pool or you’ll be fined/punished 500RMB”. Correct me if I’m wrong. 🙂

Free Snickers bars!

From the Shanghai Baby Ruth pool.

Which Kanji Character is for “Bowel”?

Shades of Caddyshack!

Relieve the Kraken!