To emperor’s small what? Has the Emperor come for lunch in his new clothes?
Algernon
12 years ago
Love of inanimate objects.
beechoak
12 years ago
“Sufferin’ Succotash! How’d THIS get on the menu? Now the whole Empire knows!”
DrLex
12 years ago
The signboard mocked the emperor’s “small”, therefore it was sentenced to death by frying.
jjhitt
12 years ago
Not only does the Emperor have no clothes, but he has a small
jjhitt
12 years ago
The Empress has been aware of this for some time now.
jjhitt
12 years ago
Fried? At least it isn’t TIED to his small
FatKenney
12 years ago
The emperor’s guards caught the signmaker in the act and summarily executed him before he could complete his defamatory sign.
Eccekio
12 years ago
It may be small, but it is obviously good enough to eat.
faulty wiring
12 years ago
Enjoy delicious tastes and our patented in-restaurant entertainment: Cryptic crossword menus! Sudoku drinks lists!! And rest rooms that double as zany rounds of twister!!!
jjhitt
12 years ago
History knows him as Peter The Great.
The Empress knows him as Little Richard.
Eccekio
12 years ago
Q: Why did the Emperor had to join actors equity?
A. Because he had a small part playing in The Empress’s Gardwn.
Eccekio
12 years ago
If it is a Cryptic Menu….The answer is Fried Chinese Sausage with Cashews.
Tong
12 years ago
The empress had difficulties to read the sign since she got married.
Tong
12 years ago
The emperor later helped Bill Gates to establish Microsoft.
To emperor’s small what? Has the Emperor come for lunch in his new clothes?
Love of inanimate objects.
“Sufferin’ Succotash! How’d THIS get on the menu? Now the whole Empire knows!”
The signboard mocked the emperor’s “small”, therefore it was sentenced to death by frying.
Not only does the Emperor have no clothes, but he has a small
The Empress has been aware of this for some time now.
Fried? At least it isn’t TIED to his small
The emperor’s guards caught the signmaker in the act and summarily executed him before he could complete his defamatory sign.
It may be small, but it is obviously good enough to eat.
Enjoy delicious tastes and our patented in-restaurant entertainment: Cryptic crossword menus! Sudoku drinks lists!! And rest rooms that double as zany rounds of twister!!!
History knows him as Peter The Great.
The Empress knows him as Little Richard.
Q: Why did the Emperor had to join actors equity?
A. Because he had a small part playing in The Empress’s Gardwn.
If it is a Cryptic Menu….The answer is Fried Chinese Sausage with Cashews.
The empress had difficulties to read the sign since she got married.
The emperor later helped Bill Gates to establish Microsoft.
First there’s Adult Engrish saying, “It is cool to **** the empress.” Now this. I swear, that emperor gets no respect.
From the menu card of the Death Star cantina.
Literally . . . “Signature Dish: King (Emperor) of Stir-fried Chop-suey”
Oh, that’s gonna hurt when he pulls it off.
This menu is a la card…
Waiter: And how would you like signboard sir?
Man: Well done please. Small one on the side.
Napoleon Bonaparte need not apply.
So the emperor’s small likes fried signboard?
Only the long survive.
Luke, it is your destiny to fry the Emperor’s small. (Darth Vader).
Confucius say woman who fries emperor’s small get honorable owie.
That’s what happens when the emperor smorks.