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There really is a place called Doomben, but it’s nowhere near Hong Kong.
Great. Can you get someone who speolallzes in English to read this to me?
Would you buy a used car from this guy?
Insurapoo — what the Geico caveman in the bushes.
We gaorantuu our pordents are ot the hihgest qualtiy for yore saofactor. Honda metal baby the recentest model of drlve wtih $2000 done.
From high atop Mount Doomben, the MiWheel Insurapoo agents are watching.
I ancestor to avoid this company.
Just the place for poil-sale and insurapoo
I use a shaman to call up you ancestor and he told me your quote is overpriced.
Oh, MY WHEEL . . . this is teetotally insomprehonslbie !
Is any transaction into simple English avail age ??
We look backward to your disservice to the image of Hong Kong.
Please never contact us by:
Yours frightfully.
If you have a claim, it will be difficult …
Yeah Doomben is here in Brissie. It is a racetrack.
QBE Insurance refused to pay one cent for anything I lost on the Brissie floods. It certainly is a Insurapoo, staffed by heaps of excrement.
As seller you have to coomlchend this doomben, and have poomussion signed tin tripliccote by your ancestors with.
This is a soomple mutter.
Best rickshaws in Hong Kong
Who do I call to fill a clam?
Personal discussions are doomben. My insurance poodle will contact your insurance poodle by private ancestor and e-mail.
Are your sales staff over 16? I have some personal discussions in mind.
*a few days ago*
WANTED: typist for MiWheelMotor
must type at least 60 wpm, typing accuracy and fluency in english not required.
I’m looking for a speolallz car
What available age do you have for personal discussions?
I believe Mt. Doomben is in Scotland. It’s affectionately called *Little Ben* by the locals. It is also where their ancestors took the first census & recorded it in the Doombensday Booke.
Insurapoo…beacuase it’s worth s***!
what about pre and post sale insurapoo?
Oh no, I lost my registration noomba, I’m Doombed,
Doombed I tell ya!