Liability Insurapoo available

Liability Insurapoo available

posted on 24 Mar 2012 in Chinglish

They don’t look avail age…

Photo courtesy of Chris.
Flyer found in Hong Kong.  

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Salome
Salome
12 years ago

There really is a place called Doomben, but it’s nowhere near Hong Kong.

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Great. Can you get someone who speolallzes in English to read this to me?

Jazzy
Jazzy
12 years ago

Would you buy a used car from this guy?

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Insurapoo — what the Geico caveman in the bushes.

Qiezei
12 years ago

We gaorantuu our pordents are ot the hihgest qualtiy for yore saofactor. Honda metal baby the recentest model of drlve wtih $2000 done.

Chuck
Chuck
12 years ago

From high atop Mount Doomben, the MiWheel Insurapoo agents are watching.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago

I ancestor to avoid this company.

GwydionM
GwydionM
12 years ago

Just the place for poil-sale and insurapoo

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

I use a shaman to call up you ancestor and he told me your quote is overpriced.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
12 years ago

Oh, MY WHEEL . . . this is teetotally insomprehonslbie !
Is any transaction into simple English avail age ??
We look backward to your disservice to the image of Hong Kong.
Please never contact us by:

Yours frightfully.

SF
SF
12 years ago

If you have a claim, it will be difficult …

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

Yeah Doomben is here in Brissie. It is a racetrack.

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

QBE Insurance refused to pay one cent for anything I lost on the Brissie floods. It certainly is a Insurapoo, staffed by heaps of excrement.

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

As seller you have to coomlchend this doomben, and have poomussion signed tin tripliccote by your ancestors with.
This is a soomple mutter.

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Best rickshaws in Hong Kong

Bob T
Bob T
12 years ago

Who do I call to fill a clam?

Gloria
Gloria
12 years ago

Personal discussions are doomben. My insurance poodle will contact your insurance poodle by private ancestor and e-mail.

Jewels
Jewels
12 years ago

Are your sales staff over 16? I have some personal discussions in mind.

RT
RT
12 years ago

*a few days ago*

WANTED: typist for MiWheelMotor

must type at least 60 wpm, typing accuracy and fluency in english not required.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

I’m looking for a speolallz car

sparky
sparky
12 years ago

What available age do you have for personal discussions?

DragonLady
DragonLady
12 years ago

I believe Mt. Doomben is in Scotland. It’s affectionately called *Little Ben* by the locals. It is also where their ancestors took the first census & recorded it in the Doombensday Booke.

davonblr
davonblr
12 years ago

Insurapoo…beacuase it’s worth s***!

pijo
pijo
12 years ago

what about pre and post sale insurapoo?

iLock
iLock
12 years ago

Oh no, I lost my registration noomba, I’m Doombed,
Doombed I tell ya!

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