Just set the machine to cry load

THat explains the salt smelll

It’s a typo. P stands for PRY CLEAN.

inspired by Jesus when the woman cry cleaned his feet.

And DRY OUT ALOUD

My laundry is clean. Waaaahhhh!

Yes, PLEASE explain.

Do not fumble in cryer

Oh Lucy ! Why does my favourite salsa shirt look worse now ?

You got some ‘splaining to do !!

Your tears make it clean.

They forgot to include “blow

..dry”

After I have washed my white shirts with my red footy socks, I put them in the cryer.

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! THIS MACHINE IS OVERLOADED!

Old British maxim: Any one can understand English, if you shout it lodly enough.

EDIT: Anyone can understand English, if you shout it loudly enough

EXPLAIN cry

Because it might tear otherwise.

Honey, this shirt still has a stain in it! Did you clean this with a smile again???

“Cry havoc, and unleash the dogs of CLEAN!”–WS

“Attendant, I’ve got so much to clean, can you cry me a river?”

It’s just a lot more fun when you cry dirty. This must rule I break.

Sorry. No ticket, No sympathy.

Wring Wring!
Who’s there?
Explain Washing.
Explain Washing Who?
Two priests and a camel.
Sorry, you have the wrong joke.

from the makers of “Spit Shine…”

Yep, that explain it for me!

Which hand?

Also. May I use only one?

70% Cotton
15% Polyester
15% Onion

Made From Recycled Materials

There’s somebody who disliked all comments.

ENGRISH DEFINES.

Laundry has never been so sad.

All Temperature Cheer will dry your tears.

Every time I explain washing to my underwear at the laundromat, I get weird looks.

*cries* I slipped and broke my leg! Get my towel before it’s too late!

Who cried foul?

Washing! Why are you crying? Explain yourself!

If you knew what I paid for it you wouldn’t think cry cleaning was that big of a stretch