About the dumping from a balcony

Wouldn’t no smorking on the bacony be easier.

So the damage is given, so it shall be received… Amen.

“Remember – YOU – and ONLY you – can never stop apartment fires.”

Stay away from the fire or it will charge you with an injury and a fine of ¥5000. Fires are danger.

Always put out your butt to someone’s bottom.

Hey! The guy with the fat face and a cigar in your mouth, pull your head back, some people dump from the balcony!

You may pleased when it is put to a bottom, but I don’t do that.

Is this a public safety notice or an advertisement for a Pat Pong floorshow?

Was the cigarette end of a cigarette the lit cigarette end of a lit cigarette or the mouth end of a cigarette mouth?

If I can read this notice, you should really thank me for understanding the management.

Management/administration used flame charge! PERSON fainted!

Living a comfortable life just keeps getting harder and harder.

Yeessss!

You are pleased when what is put to a bottom? Or is it just my dirty mind again?

You may well be pleased when “IT” is put to a bottom.

If not in good health.

You will be displeased, when the fire arrives a couple of weeks later.

About the dumping from a bottom — no, wait…

The cigarette end of a cigarettte. Hmmm.

If a driller is drilling a driller, does the driller drilling the driller drill the driller being drilled the way that the driller doing the drilling wants to do the drilling, or, does the driller doing the drilling drill the driller being drilled the way that the driller being drilled wants the driller doing the drilling to do the drilling?

It says dear sirs but no dear madams. I guess that means female guests can throw as many cigarette ends over the balcony as they want. 🙂

Oh, it’s an apartment building, not a hotel. Sorry.

A new variation on train spotting.

The balcony is an informer, and has hired several rats to help

Epic fail. Let’s dump this from the balcony.

“Please never stop a fire or a burn.” Bad place to try and sell Preperation H….

From the same author who brought us “How to say ‘hello everyone!’ in 5 easy paragraphs.”

“We Didn’t Stop the Fire” by Birry Joer

Everything in moderation. Got it!

Oh no at the bottom!!

Hey Manager, can I put it to the top if you don’t like it on the bottom?

Oh you didnt like my Birry Joer song? Hows about “I’m on Fryer” by Bluce Splingstein
( Boss, he is your of!)

I wish they’d let us stop the fire, because it’s getting really hot in here.

From Building Management: Because a balcony told a cigarette that it had been thrown by some guy, people are now supposed to keep fires going if they get started, because fires are dangerous. Building Management is therefore masochistic.

never stop a fire because it as a danger?

Don’t put out a fire too much, the residents like some heat for their comfortable lives.

Please never stop a fire, because it is danger… and we like danger!

Ah, the cigarette end of the cigarette end of the cigarette … A never ending story!