Order at your own risk

Well at least they’re stir-fried, so whatever is in them should be dead.

‘Waiter, there are only 2 noodles on my plate’

‘I must apologise sir, we are out of gross noodles. Chef has prepared you his finest net noodles instead’

So big, I don’t know how they got them in the wok.

Waiter! There’s only 143 noodles on this plate.

Better than Glass Noodles

I love this style, it makes me 10 years younger than I look.

Definitely a High Gross.

Well the last thing I rmember is eating gross noodle, next thing I know, I’m working on a ship!

Waiter! There’s no worm in my gross noodles!

That’s what you get when you hire preteen girls to write your menu…

Serving size: 144 noodles
Trans fats…..0
Calories …

Portions are always consistent at the Rain Man Cafe.

OK. So there are 144 noodles. So what?

Velly grossy indeed.

Shanghai? Eeeewwww!

Food Fight – Shanghai Style.

Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks.

Remind me to send out for American food when I’m in Shanghai.

They are gross because they are flied.

I specifically ordered GROSS noodles! The ones I got taste amazing! I want a refund!

Can I get the Ream-O’-Noodles family combo to go?

Put them in a Shangeye abd give them air, where they fall I do not care..

Waiter . . . gross noodles please!

Sorry sir, we are out of gross noodles, but we are happy to serve you with 12 portions of dozen noodles ^_^

These noodles are lacking in refinement.

Yuck! Is that a worm?!

they are so bad they shanghai themselfs

Still, better than instant ramen.

At least they’re only gross. Shanghai’s cheap noodles are moving up in the world!