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black heads and pimples included.
Trouble ahead.
I hear this is where Beatrix Kiddo works now…
Ms. Antoinette, so nice to see you again….
The Queen of Hearts found a new job in Wonderland…,
What is this, a headhunting agency?
It’s a great place to get head.
Truth in advertising for Sweeney Todd.
Cut babies and mannequins must be made here.
Short for Execution House.
Don’t have a good head for business? Pick up a couple, only $8.99 each.
@J-Luke The King of Hearts he made some tarts,,
The Queen of Hearts cut off his head next day.
May I have a little head please?
Cut Heads now.
Circumcisions by appointment. We careful not cut head.
The head tastes best.
Heads, we cut; tails, you lose.
We cut heads.
We harvest organs.
We kidney request you order now.
I’d like some head please.”
‘Yes Sir. What size?’
“Errrr.”‘
‘What size is the one you have now?’
“Errr. I’m not sure.”
‘Would you like a larger one or a smaller one?’
“Ummm. A bigger one I think.”
‘What colour you like then?’
” Errr. I think I will go home and lie dow for a while.”
Cut corners, too.
First they give you some of their head. Then they want to cut yours off.
Hmm, seems fair enough actually.
cut throat too!
Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier’s gun bill was really high again, so they got jobs in a barber shop.
Does this mean both? Kinda a two for one deal. Sounds fair. By the way could I interest you in some used hats and unused condoms?
We are bringing back samurai-era beheadings.
Where Marilyn Manson gets his haircut.
So they do circumcise in Asia? I’m still not buying a franchise.