Still not as dangerous as the Snapper

CAUTION: Weird Dong

Dong: ”Bark, bark!”
Terminator: ”Sit! I’ll be back.”

My dong’s a vagitarian, so I’m safe.

I don’t think my dong is going to be swallowing anything.

I don’t see how a local vet can be of any help if you’ve got transistors and capacitors stuck in your dong.

UPDATE: Please place the noose under the neck to insure direct contact.

Dong me. Must be a bell.

Our next model, the Bark Terminator T-1000, will be made of liquid metal and will be safe for your dong to swallow.

You should also attempt to minimize your dongs chasing pussies yourself.This is not a restraining collar.

Tell the vet? If my dong could do that I’d be telling everybody.

Manufacturer strongly recommends use of a restraining collar on your dong. You don’t want it chasing other dongs and getting into cockfights.

If you have a barking dong, please warn your girlfriend ahead of time.

“Dr. Barkly’s office.”
“What kind of restraint should I get for my dong?”

Terminator swallowed my dong.

I don’t see what’s so ‘engrishy’ about this … it looks like a really good translation (other than ‘shew’ for ‘chew’)

The use of the word ‘dong’ in place of ‘dog’ is what lends humour to this translation, thus its categorization as engrish is appropriate, Duck.

I think the folk that haven’t noticed the Engrish have not had their “grown up” education.

“Shew” = Elizabethan variant of “show.” Guess the dog has to bury it.

It would be better to go to a urologist than a vet, but if you don’t have health insurance, maybe a vet is cheaper.

But make sure to post a video first — it’s bound to go viral (much like your dong, if your dog chewed the leash first).

Although this device is made up of plastic and electronic components, please don’t use it as mouse or as a dong.

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”Oh Mr. Bang, your Dong is so big and beautiful!”
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When I was a teenager my dong was so out of control I needed a shock collar for it…But now it’s very well behaved and just lays around all day doing nothing.

Bad dong!! Quit jumping up and foaming a the mouth every time a pretty women walks by.

The dog whisperer, this isn’t.

If your dong has direct contact under the neck….
… you’re a lot more flexible than I am.

Can be put around the Scrotum to modify sexual behaviour.

Straange. My dong never swallows, but it spits every now and then..

THE BIONIC DONG.

There once was a man from Hong Kong,
Who had an electronic dong,
At his election,
He had a permanent erection,
Which made it a priaparic schlong.

My dong smokes my bong, and eats my neighbor’s popcorn.

If restriant is used and swallowed, Vet will be happy dong!

New Terminator device? Never trust the Viet-Dong

I’ll be bark.

See the big dong! It’s a really big shew!

The Bark Terminator’s microprocessor is wonderful, now my dong started to meow meow.

my dog’s bark has been terminated