Peef

I thought Gandhi was vegetarian…

And will sir be having his meatballs with mayonaise or lemon sauce today?

From the makers of defecation tea

My boxers suddenly feel lighter…!

It’s fried… but I’m not sure it’s exactly beef.

Praire oysters extra.

The Chinese name literally means Spray Urine Ox Pellet(s).

Talk about passing a stone…. or maybe a bone.

If this happens to you after an operation, you may want to go back to the hospital and ask to reconnect the plumbing correctly this time.

Don’t break his balls, that bull was really pissed!

Don’t break his balls, that bull is really pissed!

It is urinates of a beef!

“Where’s the beef?”

Deep fried and wrapped in 2ply.

If I’m not mistaken, there is a prawn version of that “Urinate Beef meatball”. It’s called “Pissing/Dribbling Shrimp” in Cantonese.

Just try a wee bit of it.

When food meet practical joke … Squeeze my balls, it’s funny … I mean in the plate.

Meatball, urinate. But if you were smothered in marinara and grated Parmesan you’d be a ten.

“Oh yeah? I eat so much red meat I urinate beef. Take THAT vegans!”

Bet the after-dinner mints are urinal cakes.

And also try our secret sauce!

Item number 7 of 100 reasons to go vegetarian.

Urologist: I have good and bad news for you sir. It’s not a kidney stone.

– Are you ready to order, Sir?
– Yes – a medium-defecated crap, if it’s fresh out of halogen intestines, please.

She doesn’t look fried to me. But if you saty so.

I would prefer a menu that did not give me a blw by blow description of where the food came from..

Or going to. For that matter.

There’s a surprise inside.

Actually, that’s correct.
It’s a strange food, not with urinate. but named urinate in chinese.

Fried. Because boiling seemed redundant.

That’s exactly what the Chinese name means.
As a native, ethnic Chinese myself, I am very sure that even the Chinese name makes no sense to anybody at all.

You eat that and urine trouble!

This time the menu is laughing at us.

PIssing beef balls, as immortalized in God of Cookery.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_of_Cookery

Recipe : find a cow/ox who is urinating and kill it on the spot. Cook the meat accordingly.

Defecation tea & Micturition beef?

Man, they’re frying everything at carnivals these days.

That is one pissed clump of meat.

Not chinglish per se. They really are called pissing beef balls.

Urinate – but you’d be a 10 if your beef meatballs were bigger.

But it IS marinated in pee…

This one just pisses me off

We call those kidney stones in the US.