Just don’t love me to death…

When you are not alive, love is made into movies, Ghost and Scream.

Profound!. Not much call for it once you’re dead.

Might get a bit sloppy after a while.

I never thought about necrophilia until now.

Not only best but also more legal

That’s only for those with no fear of rejection.

Necrophilia means never having to say … anything.

Dear John,
I’m leaving you for a man with a pulse.

Must be a Twilight fan, the printing is on the inside of the neck.

In certain circumstances, death is better…

A man is incomplete until he’s in love…then he’s finished!!

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead ….

Sorry. Maybe with a different audience

Hugging the dead is unhygenic.

Yeah. I prefer my women alive too. Necrophilia doesn’t turn me on at all.

Gives a whole new meaning to “til death us do part”!

There once was a lass named Cecelia,
Who made love like a bout of necrophilia
She lay ion the bed,
Like she already was dead,
And not one move or atwitch would she deal ya.

Let’s see you rhyme something with “necrophilia”? 🙂

Chuck:

Did your version end:

…whore in his cave.
He said, “I’ll admit
I’m a bit of a !@#$,
But think of the money I save.”

Contractions are best when youare not using an apostrophe

And youknow that youare in love and youare alive whenyou begin to compulsively mergewords.

@Bill:

Last line is the same, but yours is clean in comparion !

This is necrophilia’s buzzkill…

Paid for by the society to prevent necrophilia.

The heroine of “Corpse Bride” was furious about this logo!

Necrophiliacs disagree… film at 11

That is a valid point…

No wonder she never called back

….and when your hands aren’t bound!