Rectal delectibles

You just don’t know where they’ve been.

Just like a potato chip only more crunchy

1800 Yen?!!! For that shtt? No way! They really charge you up the azz at that place!

Beautiful! I’m sick of that raw enema.

Waiter, I want a fried enema and three cups of intestines, please.

Sale of rectal murder.

I’m trying to lose weight, so give me double

You mean you’ve been EATING them???

No thanks. I’ll have the baked douchebag.

Enema: An appetizer produced by assorted vegetarians as a cure for halogen intestines.

Some Asian menus make you wonder about your exact position in the food chain.

We have met the enema, and he is us.

A riddle, wrapped in an enema.

Buy it? Oh, no. I was hoping to make a deposit.

When there is no enemy within, the enemas outside cannot hurt you.

Algernon: I’m afraid the name says exactly where they’ve been.

In the most posh restaurants, the fried enema is prepared at the table.

”How would you like your enema, Sir?”
”To go, please.”

House Special #2.

Maybe they meant free edema.

Sorry, no more enemas today. We’re all cleaned out.

Please shove it up your butt. Again.

”Waiter, when is the meal of enema?”
”Don’t worry, Sir – it will burn those halogen intestines in a minute.”

At Soylent Enterprises, no part is wasted.

Enema: I’m not afried!
Engrish: Wow, you’re good!

I’ll have the fried potatoes instead. Because with fries like them, who needs enemas? *groan*

Know Your Enema (Rage Against The Machine On A Green Day Mix)
♫
I’ve got to be a patient now
I’ve got to fry my enema now
Sick of sick of sick of sick of you
Time has come to fry…

Know your enema!

Do you fry the enema?
Do you eat your enema?
Well, gotta know the eating, wah hey!

Know your enema…
♫♫

Friend or enema?

♫ It’s not funny, my ass is on fire ♫

(Sorry, that one might be a bit too obscure for many, but it’s what came to my mind immediately. All hail Mr. Bungle)

…yes, and can i have a milkshake with some hershey’s squirts on the side, k thx

No I said the sh!tter is on the left and the chipper is on the right!

So this is what happens to the result of sitting on the high pressure bidet.

Yes. Britain won the war by cracking the Enema Code.

Enema is female.
Enemo is male.

It’s considered quite the delicacy, but the taste is fleeting.

“I’ll have what that a**hole is having.”

Remember: keep your frieds close and your enemas closer…

Come on… you ever try that stuff?…really burns my a**

Know thine enema.

You’ve got to cut out fried foods wherever you can! Try starting at the source.

You eat this food with your butt