Margarine-Ion Battery

Is that a butt-er plug?

The cow is just here.

Udderly ridiculous.

snack option or service point?

The buttery are very crafty.

A new model, combined phone and toaster. Butter is extra.

I can’t believe it’s not electricity!

Wow, unlimited texts AND toast!

For hungry poor man or their phone?

I like to put it on my engrish muffins.

They wanted to whip up sales by churning out free buttery charges, but they still got creamed by the competition.

Stop licking my cell phone.

You mouthly service plan is $50.

For new generation of Butt-Phones.

Just Plugra it in!

I’ve heard of phone jammers, but…

Did someone paint over the ‘Police’ before Station?
Because I was about to be taken into custardy!
Mmmmm…. Custardy… *drools*

People not paying will be arested and remanded in custard.

Thats alright. I always cook mu mushroooms in battery.

Good for a Pumperickel/Cardamom battery.

Could have been worse. Could’a said Nubile Phone.

About $A1.30 per 600grams.

Just don’t stray too far from the buttery biscuit base-station.

A salt and buttery — no charge

Typical smartphone battery capacity = 5 watt hours = ~4300 calories = ~600g butter = ~ 1 1/3 lb butter.
(Did you do the same math, Eccekio?)

Oh, but wait!

That’s ~4300 heat calories, not food calories. It would be ~4.3 food calories = ~0.6g butter = ~0,021 oz.

So you could completely recharge your phone every day for a year with less than 1/4 kg of butter, or less that 1/2 lb.

100% renewable energy.

For the smooth talkers

For Swedemason fans its got a buttery biscuit basestation

No more electronic waste! No more dengerous chemical! No more explosion or leakage!

“No, sorry, I didn’t mean to call… I just butter-dialed you.”