Gra-mor-ize: verb. To Engrishify a sentence.

The hat looks like a pumpkin

Head part goes nicely with the background photo.

Go Gram-Rock girr! Kirring outfit, &!

T-shirt vely coor, I rike vely much. But rose the belet, make you rook rike my glandmothel

The Gramerous Look for a Nearly Headless Lady

It’s a “Back to Gramor School” outfit.

When good grammarians go bad.

I always wondered what a dangling participle was. Now I know it’s something you wear on a chain.

Engrish recipe of the week:
Take 250 gram o’ rize and serve it with a lot of fried slobbering bullfrog…

Gramorize & … Grammarize!

It’s the ampersand pendant that ties the whole thing together.

If I just wear this big, gaudy gold ampersand I will be gramorous.
And if I wear this knitted wool cap no one will notice that I have no head.

Actually, now that I think about it, a question mark would have undoubtedly been more appropriate.

Dedicated to Grandma who taught Engrish to their grandchildren

I thought they meant ‘grammophone’

”Could somebody please put this hat off my neck!?”

@Jellychop, Any female wearing nothing but a gold ampersand, I woud find very gramorous. (But then I am a normal male)

Get this firken Boa Constrictor off my neck.

What do you want: Good gramor or good taste? At least there is no assault and buttery.

i wonder if engrish speaking countries’ bling is like a gold chain necklace with a giant ‘R”

the mannequin needs longer boobs to gramorize properly.

I need this in my rife. Now.

Is it gram-positive or gram-negative?

Perfect for the glamour-Nazi in your rife.

Wearing a shirt which has a fake English word on it: you don’t speak English.
Wearing a gold ampersand pendant: you’re bat-s**t crazy.