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Its really a vicious cat or monkey or…
It meows to anyone who comes close to the fence.
Does it say ‘baaaeeoowww’ or is it just a sheep with split personality?
It must be strange for the strangers.
Careful its got two heads.
Well at least it’s a dog this time and not an insect.
If you drop something, pick it up by kneeling, do not bend over.
Is that a lipstick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
It’s a god!
It’s a strange gate too, the lack (which is broken) is on the outside.
Sory: the latch is on the outside.
It has several personalities-it’s a Sybil Shepherd.
”Darling, didn’t that Chihuahua just say ‘Hello, Sailor’?”
The sign is actually on the inside.
Yeah, take care, Dr. Strange taught this dog.
It has a habit of stealing door latch components.
Keeps to himself mostly. Spends a lot of time in the basement. Sometimes at night I hear him out in the yard burying things. I don’t ask questions.
My mother used to tell me “never pet strange dogs”. And then I met a dog with two tails, five legs, horns, and the ability to shoot laser beams out of its nose. Only then did I really know what she meant…
Rex was secretly running a neighborhood gambling ring out of the Johnson’s backyard.
Dino Flintstone?
It’s a dog that doesn’t prevent people from coming in, but rather prevent people from going out.
What is it with weirdo signs on Mt. Fuji?
Yes. Before we cut off its tail, it was a crocodile.
I looked it up the house belongs to a Charles Brown
Scoobie Dooooo. Where are you!!!?
My friend had a minature Fox Terrier.It would cork anything with a hole in it, that was incautious enough to stand still for more than four seconds. It WAS Strange.
Does it go, “Bwaa bwabwa bwaaaa bababwaaa bwabwaaaaa”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhz9Aa6tDwk
You should see the dog’s owner.
A sign next door:
CAUTION
Charm Cat
Audience: How strange is it?
Carson: It’s so strange it sniffs its own ass and humps its own leg!
What about Top Dog and Bottom Dog?
alien
At least there aren’t two strange dogh…
I saw a few strange horheh yesterday.
Don’t eating my strange dog!
Knock before entering.
That’s why consult a professional before interbreeding.
Well I hope that dog is NOT called Poncho
It has a cat house out back.
I bought the dog a Moonside…
Hagrid: ‘Es a bit strange, mind you, is old Fluffy, there’s no denyin’ it…
We still don’t know the breed
The dog probably had some “Strange Brew”