Describe the plot of “Fargo” in five words:

Just the thing for chicken murder

Keeping it all in the family

Thinking of cashing in on that life insurance policy?

Does it work on in-laws?

…but not clever enough to get away.

That’s one clever son of a wife.

Somebody has a bone to pick… 🙂

You might want to touch up that nail polish.

Cereal killers have ID cards now?

Woot was selling these the other day for only 15.99.

One of Chris Benoit’s secret finishing moves

One of Chris Benoit’s more obscure finishing moves

Is that Bette Davis’s hand holding the price tag?

Chainsaws? They’re in the Dumbass Son-In-Law Department.

The son and the wife were too clever for their own good…

– Whose knife is this?
– It’s a chopper, baby.
– Whose chopper is this?
– It’s the clever son wife bone’s.

The title for the next Saw movie.

I’ve seen more cleaver things for a lower price.

The chopper of Damocles.

Pretty funny and somehow related http://vifinition.com/siri-for-japanese-people/

for when dad’s just a bit too hungry…

Sounds like an episode of Jerry Springer.

Kidnapping gives all pregnat pause.

Beaver…the cleaver.

Gotta get one of those for my wife.

I’ll take a chicken murder. It’s cheaper.

@ dr lex — kudos on the pulp fiction ref

Yeah, I know, Dad. I keep telling Wing Ling to get that chipped tooth fixed, but she claims she keeps forgetting to make a dental appointment. I have a feeling she just doesn’t want to do, ya know, that special thing a wife should do for her husband.

Looks like Sally picked up the antiquing glaze instead of the gloss coat.

Thank god I’m more of a clever daughter husband.

Thank god I’m more of a clever daughter husband!

oh wow a discount on son wife bone chopper. and it is only 19.99.

Gets rid of all the evidence. Defense Lawyer Approved!

Next, on Dexter!

They had to make one due to the nerd overpopulation problems…

She forgot to use the option Kevlar gloves while bone chopping.

Lorena Bobbitt the boner chopper