Wait…this doesn’t smell like incense…

Oh, yum – vaginalls!

So this is a feminine dish then… with parsley

This shows you why good hygiene is so important.

Basically, the disc consists of burning and smelly naughty bits of the opposite sex. Quite nicely arranged, though!

PS: ‘dish’, not ‘disc’. Ah well…

According to Wikipedia it could as well have been called
“incense mess of heartleaf false pickerelweed” but it would have been less fun than ratin. But as messy.

Is this another name for ‘squid’…?

A special dish serves only at a Buddhist temple.

Put several vaginalis together and you have a mess alright…!

(Incense wouldn’t be much of a help… It would just make the mess smell nice.)

Incense – for when you Monochoria gets that not-so-fresh feeling.

At least they didn’t say “incest.”

Funny, they don’t look like fish tacos?

Also called ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’.

SF – also, nobody ever ate a “heartleaf false pickerelweed” 🙂

I gotta know… is this the CAUSE or the CURE?
(In my country they have products in a spray can for this.)

only thing more scary is the Snapper

It should be something like “fragrant duck tongues” which frankly doesn’t sound that much better.

Hot mess indeed!

A plate of chicken vaginalis? Now I know why there is another dish called ‘chicken without sex’ in the menu ……

I had mono once, but if didn’t come with parsley.

I was planning on going to a nice restaurant with my wife, but instead we ended up eating at this gynecologist clinic.

When I asked for the leg platter, I had something else in mind.

Penicillin. What to get for the girl who already has everything.

wait hon, i understand the hot pepper next to the dish in the menu means it’s spicy, but what’s this thing that looks like a virus mean?

i see the ladies man has set up shop somewhere in taiwan

A whole mess of vaginas? Reckon this here Taiwan is the place fer me!

As SF points out, monochoria vaginalis isn’t Engrish — it is the scientific name for a species of water hyacinth considered a noxious weed in the West, but to be found on plates in Chinese restaurants, much like “special deer” (rat).

More sanitary napkins please.

Actually what on the plate is tongue of ducks. =)

It does sorta look pretty though, don’t it?

Well, if that isn’t what an incense mess of monochoria vaginalis looks like, I don’t know what does!

Also, who puts the scientific name of any of their foods on the menu??

The Chinese characters read “duck tongues in fragrant sauce,” but that is not necessarily what they actually are.

lol-monochoria vaginalis is water hyacinth!

Just another scare tactic to use condoms.

Don*t be a pussy, eat it.