Passive Aggressive Engrish

Passive Aggressive Engrish

posted on 28 Sep 2011 in Chinglish

Or we wont supply you with the antidoteā€¦

Photo courtesy of Juan Igualada.
Found in a restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

A minute more and we’ll charge you double.

JohnZ
JohnZ
12 years ago

Or we’ll tell Chuck Norris to be gentle with you.

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

…because that’s when your egg roll is set to detonate.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

…because otherwise it will dislike you for 48h, and it won’t be gentle

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

Or your ass will be on the menu.

Tong
Tong
12 years ago

Or else, we will help you gentlely like the Peking ducks. For details, please check on information how Peking ducks are fed.

coffeebot
12 years ago

…and then I suggest a 30% tip, if you know what’s good for you.

YYD
YYD
12 years ago

Literally:

A Warm/Gentle/Fragrant Notice/Reminder
Consumption of Food Please Do After Purchasing 2 Hours Within Eat.

xila31
xila31
12 years ago

You better enjoy it or Vinny will break your legs.

Ben
Ben
12 years ago

… and be sure to take the cannoli with you.

Jay
Jay
12 years ago

My God, that’s Moose Turd Pie!

It’s good tho.

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

If you don’t finish in two hours, we force it down your throat.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

A rough reminder: Please, don’t hurt us! Right now!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Sir, we need time… gotcha?

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
12 years ago

After 2 hours our gentleness wears off. You have been warned.

DrZos
DrZos
12 years ago

This message will self destruct.

demondude777
demondude777
12 years ago

Sir you have been here for 2 hours and 1 minute. We are going to need you to order again.

Dervrak
Dervrak
12 years ago

You’d better enjoy your meal in 2 hours…because you’ll be “enjoying” the porcelin throne in three…

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

If I have to wait 2 hours at a restaurant it had better be the most enjoyable meal ever!

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

You go NOW. Why you here two hours?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

And if you don’t enjoy your meal in 2 hours, we’ll give you WAAAY more hours! And we totally mean it! Duh!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
12 years ago

An abrasive reminder:

If we don’t enjoy the meal you will have to refund us double the price.

RT
RT
12 years ago

*cue fox’s 24’s tv-style montage of clock ticking*

Michael
Michael
12 years ago

Time is money! Every diner is a loiterer!

d17nk
d17nk
12 years ago

A gentle reminder: WE’LL KILL YOU if you don’t eat it in 2 hrs !!

emily
emily
12 years ago

I guessed the food is served in polystyrene containers. If kept for longer than two hours, much harmful chemicals from the polystyrene would have diffused into the food, rendering it toxic. So, you’d better enjoy the food within two hours!

gbear4
gbear4
12 years ago

….bitch!!!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

Enjoy your meal in two hours or ve vill haf vays of making you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Thank you, Warden, but I’m still enjoying my last meal.

mr.wu
mr.wu
12 years ago

We won’t be so gentle after 2 hours!

Sparky
Sparky
12 years ago

or no dessert for you!

J
J
12 years ago

that is the meal you will come back for, since the you’ll be hungry again.

Aglovale1
12 years ago

In three hours, you get a forceful reminder.

DragonLady
DragonLady
12 years ago

I know, I know–it’s the hose again.

Fluffy
Fluffy
12 years ago

This sounds like something GLaDOS would say.

A gentle reminder: You’d better enjoy your food in two hours, or else there will be a bad mark on your permanent record, followed by death.

ann
ann
12 years ago

Chew Slowly. Very, Very Slowly. We need people in here to make us look busy.

sparky
sparky
11 years ago

because we have vely expensive pay toiretts!

noneofyourbusiness
noneofyourbusiness
11 years ago

AND NO TAKEAWAYS!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

… for it will be your last. Have nice day.

Soso
Soso
9 years ago

Reminder … because you may have forgotten the appropriate time period for enjoying meal.

consultant
consultant
9 years ago

Pffffff some people can’t even enjoy their meal…
I don’t recognize this planet anymore.

Oocca
8 years ago

And remember- everything is better served cold, kids!

RocketCat
RocketCat
8 years ago

…’Cause if you don’t, I’m going to whack you out.

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