Furisode

For all your diuretic explosive pulitzer self cleaning formal secretarial wear needs.

Long-ssleeved dresss that makess you hottt.

The quality is different. Not good, just different.

Furisode – We put the “s” in dress. So many of them, in fact, we lose count.

So sheer

FURISODE: Ode to a Small Lump of Green Furry I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning.

PS: Fully Dresssed

Furisode, another episode in Engrish fury.

The translator obvious lacks technique and doesn’t really shine.

What to do when the factory ships an entire lot of dresses without sleeves.

That’s what happens when you appoint a long-sleeve dresss to C.E.O.

Furisode: when one temporarily blacks out and suffers a fashion disaster.

Wouldn’t a “long sleeved dress” be… pants?

On the next episode of The Young and the Furious…

Stay tuned for next week’s furisode, Armored Sleeveless Tuxedo’s!

How this was meant to be spelled:

Fury Soda

“We actually wanted to sell drinks, but because we can’t spell worth a damn, we ended up with this clothing article.”

furisode: the long sleeves of a kimono.
Engrish: the long night of English in Japan

Yessss my precioussss.

Dresssesss with sleevesss.

Try our uncle product “Furisoda” which is also the business mind. It is an angry blend of bitter lemon, impassion-fruit and that’s-the-last-strawberry flavours.
Warning : Do not spill Furisoda on Furisode dresss because undresss will happen and the quality will be very different.

Are they advertising or what? Perhaps they should hire some long-sleeved dressssssses, I bet they have a better understanding of business!

A lot of latest original extremely low cut dresssss are in the bulging crotches of business.

I find the quality interesting.

The quality IS different, I’ve never seen a dresss with sleeves before.

…And the cheap knock-off short-sleeved t-shirts are the casual minds.

Sponsored by D-FENS.

This article makes me so furisode!

Everyone’s laughing at furisode, but that part is actually correct: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furisode

A Japanese horror movie “The Ring” was even based on a story titled “Furisode” by Lafcadio Hearn aka Koizumi Yakumo, about a long-sleeved dress that kills. It’s not safe for people with business minds.

I wouldn’t say it’s better…just different.

But do they have pocketsesss, my preciousss?