Wild germs these days…

It must have bad teeth

Soup hath no fury like a wild germ skinned.

Taming the wild germ is paramount in our quest to get rid of crisp-skinned soup.

♪ Wild Germ, I think I hate you.
But I gotta know for sure.
Wild Germ, you make everything crispy. ♪
(followed by furious uninhibited ocarina jam)

I would probably hate it as well.

They could have made it easier for the wild Germ and given it soup with smooth skin.

Also recommended today:
– The Killer Germ Attacks Soup with Burned Skin
– The Berserk Bacterium Lights Up the Halogen Meat
– The Flu Nukes ’em all

Well they always say there’s nothing like a bowl of crispy chicken soup to kill off those wild cold germs.

Alexander Fleming was lucky that he didn’t grow his penicillin on soup with crisp skin.

comes with botulism and e-coli

The Wild Germ and I have this one thing in common.
But I still prefer Wild Oats.

As Homer Simpson once said, “Eww I hate that icky soup skin!”

Haters gonna hate!

But it loooves the chicken with the crisp skin! Yum!

That doesn’t look like ‘soups’ in the photo… hmmm……

Avail now of our free disease with every soup! Choose from the crowd favorite cholera, accidental amoebiasis, or our seasonal e. coli!

Those crazy right-wing xenophobic germs…

Ha! The SOUP NAZI!

Flash: Soup goes viral on internets!

those weird pink flashy things in the lower-right corner look almost like this is supposed to give you +5 health; what is this, zelda?

”Waiter, bring me some other soup. The germ in this one hates ME.”

I must say the soup lives up to its name,…. I hate it!

Waiter! Waiter!
I hate this soup.

Ah! Horry cow sir.
I’m so grad you rike it.

Oh, but the domestic germ loves it!

Germ, come on, hate? That’s such a strong word.

The Wild Germ! Yet another cinematic classic from David Lynch.

It reminds him of the biofilm against which he is rebelling.

if the Wild Germ Hates Soup with Crisp Skin, does that mean it Loves Soup with Soft Skin?

Crispy skin, hated by all worldwide, …. including Wild Germs and Soups and some humans and herbivores.

The wild germ explodes the chicken soup 😀

The wild germ and the crispy soup might need a mediation….

Maybe they need to find different packages

Wild Germ, Hong Kong’s most feared and respected restaurant critic.