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Just I want your here.
We keep the house key undergrad
posted on 27 Aug 2011 in Household Items
Preased to meet you, mat!
Photo courtesy of Allan Murphy.
Door mat for sale at shop in Tokyo.
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And have a ruvry day
This doormat graduated in advanced meeting studies. Or, it dropped out of its English studies.
My best friend went to university and all they got me was this lousy doormat
Diplomas ain’t what they used to be
I have a Master’s in throw rugs and a Bachelor’s in shag carpeting.
”Oh, I’m grad you’re grad as well!”
You look so radian, ever since you became a grad with a degree.
Hiya Grad, nice to meet you too.
Rud your feet on me before you step in…..
Hey, matey… say, what are you doing down there?
Hi, I’m Vrad the Imparer.
Meeting you was the last bit of research I needed for my thesis, so thanks!
A must to bring with during the job interview
You know, this does kinda make sense in a way. After all, the opposite if you weren’t home would be : I failed to meet you.
When you stand on it, it plays “Pomp and Cilcumstance.”
“Waiter! Waiter!
This steak is rubbery.”
‘Ah!! Horry cow. sir. I’m so grad you rike it.’
Just don’t think you can walk all over me.
Congraduation!!!
Prease arrow me to serve you …….
It’s Mrs. Robinson’s doormat.
It’s too smart to be treated like a doormat.
It sperred wercome wrong. Be may grad to meet us, but grad to Engrish it’s not.