A hardline pro-pudding stance

Life is full of this

It makes me sad to think about the billions of people who are deprived of pudding.

R.I.P.

Vote 1 Homer Simpson

‘No pudding, no life, know pudding, know life’
Sara Lee, 1985

FYI, the Japanese text also says something like that. It roughly says “I couldn’t live without pudding” and it’s taken from a Pudding Trade Fair, if I’m not mistaken.

Now that you mention it, my life was a Jell-O.

Discovery of pudding on Mars fuels speculation that some form of life may exist there.

You can have my tapioca when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

The cheaper form of life support.

No money, no pudding. No pudding, no life.

It’s an old slogan. Apparently at one time they had Bob Marley singing it in their commercials.

No soup for you! No pudding either.

‘… and dear, please take care you won’t lose your pudding in some stupid car accident…!’

No Lamb Raisin, No Rice Puddin’!

“No Pudding, No Life” isn’t that the title to Harley Quin’s Biography?

Japan’s answer to Eddie Izzard: “You! Pudding or death?”

Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is Jell-O so dear, or tapioca so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me pudding or give me death!

…a quote often used at gatherings of the American Pudding Party.

Give me pudding or give me death!

Life = Pudding
Death = Grave Juice

Yes, it’s estimated that the body is comprised of 90% pudding and of course 70% of the world’s surface is covered in pudding.

If you don’t eat your meat this is what happens.

Hmm. No pudding, no life. But if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. And meat is murder. I’m not sure how to reconcile all of this.

Flash: New Japanese space probe finds pudding on Mars.

somebody’s been watching the puddi commercials way too much.

nurse! he’s going into cardiac arrest! gimme 4 ccs of chocolate jello mix stat!

If you don’t eat your pudding, you can’t have any life, how can you have any life if you don’t eat your pudding!

Life is just a bowl of pudding

So, the pudding maker creates life? Oh no! Charles Darwin’s theory on “The Origin of Species” has just been debunked!

Jesus, Bill Cosby, will you give it a rest already!

Life is a Tapioca Pudding. (zaphod Beeblebrox)

She rolls it and folds it, and folds it and rolls it again.

I’M YOURS SARA! I’M YOURS!!

Wenn die Katze aus den haus ist, tanzen die mousse.

Seventy2rdoclock,
Believers of life after death always eat pudding after drinking grave juice.

May the pudding of God be upon you…

Its expiration date is 2009. You eat this pudding, you have no life.

Believe me people, there is life after pudding……..

Just give me that pudding and nobody gets killed.

Didi: It’s 4 o clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I’ve lost control of my life.

Its the Afters life.

no pud, no good

Thanks for pudding up with me.

I’m going on a strictly pudding diet…

No woman, no cry….no pudding, no life!

I have too much pudding, now I am fat, and that’s why I have life.

How can you have life if you don’t eat your pudding? How can you have pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

Vegans beware…it’s not just egotistical, it’s potentially fatal. Remember, meat yields pudding, and pudding yields life.

apparently you can’t go out and do things in japan unless you carry pudding? is there some kind of pudding monster that eats you unless you have pudding? thats a great way to not only get free pudding from the general population but murder people! wtf? sorry i’ve lost it.

give me pudding, or give me death!