Rud-a-dud dud

Yet another wonderful service from the Hotel BJ.

because less scrudding makes life easier

“A feeling bath” … that’s why we never leave Uncle Lester alone with the kids.

CAUTION: Only for a rud scrud.

Gives you that warm wet feeling

Can I just have Yi Yu?

Is this the girl with grossy hair?

Lightly soap: great taste, less filling.

♪ ♫
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and baaath,
and I pity,
Any girl who cannot rud toniiiiight …
♫ ♬

lightly rud = cleanses skin
scrud = removes tattoos

I’ll pass on the feeling bath…I already wallow in my own misery.

“The specially designed towel accelerates blood circulation…”.

If she’s included I don’t think accelerating my blood circulation will be a problem.

Dube !

Think I’ll take a duddle dath.

Did anyone try to use bumbac rud tower instead?

So *THIS* is why some people have such a ruddy complexion….

No need for anybody to bath. Just use a scrud missile, and crean everyone near ground zero!

Sooo, do you guys scrud behind your ears?

– Is it easy to cleanse a wet bog with it?
– Well… try Kat Von B instead.

About YiYU: funny, she doesn’t look Asian.

Answer: Yi Yu !!!

Question: What did she say when she opened up and smelled the contents?

She would be well scru’d if she shared a bath with me.

Oh yi yi yi. Scrud by the senora.

Soap’s significant other

No need to scud… OH! You said, “scrud.” Never mind.

But I always scrud lighly though!

I don’t want to scrud or rud!
… Can I just crud?

After use cleanse YOURSELF with fresh water.

Rud-a-dud-dud three men in a tud

It ruds the towel on its skin…

Just scrud all your troubles away, and while I’m here, I might as well rud one out.

Just scrud all your troubles away, and while you’re here, you might as well rud one out.

My soap and lighly soap don’t need a “best partner”! They’ve got me. We don’t need to you rud in!

Women love it when you’re rud to them.

I’m going into the shower to rud one out.

No need to scrud, just lightly rud!

It didn’t work for me, I did not begin to get comfotable until I’d been scrudding for a few minutes.

Yi Yu can rud me any time -_o

Product turned out to be a dud.

am I not the only one that gets Elmer Fudd vibes from this post