It all looks so good! (Warning: contains 4-lttr word)

posted on 11 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Daniel Chao.
Menu found in China.

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I’m not going to shell out a lot for insurance…

posted on 10 Jul 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

The portions are unshellfish…


Photo courtesy of Ben Aguilar.
Found at San Gennaro festival in NYC.

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I don’t remember that color group in Monopoly…

posted on 9 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

We’ve cornered the market on European American Middle East Africa fashions…

Photo courtesy of Kenny Clark.
Found at a mall in Guangzhou, China.

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Slick tricks ahead

posted on 8 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

Caution: stop looking at this sign and watch your step!

Photo courtesy of Diana & Owen.
Found in China.

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Meet last week’s unemployed

posted on 7 Jul 2011 in Clothing

In the college of the future, people will still dress like bums…

 

 


Found in Amerikamura, Osaka, Japan.

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Up, up and away…

posted on 6 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

Faster than a speeding iron, more powerful than an eyelash curler…


Photo courtesy of “The Composer”.
Drawing found near Great Wall of China.

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If by 5 yrs your child has not learned to hate…

posted on 5 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

They told Billy Bob he was dead meat… they were right


Photo courtesy of Dave Moore.
“Clam meat” found at Asian grocery in Rochester, NY.

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The Children Display pales in comparison

posted on 4 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

Honey, are we forgetting something?

Photo courtesy of Kenny Clark.
Spotted at an arboretum in Guangzhou, China.

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May I outside?

posted on 3 Jul 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries


Photo courtesy of Matt Starr.
Found in a museum in Korea.

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I also like thing shapes…

posted on 2 Jul 2011 in Clothing

Bigger than a breadbox, smaller than an article…


Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
T-shirt found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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