I’m getting hot…

You sweet talking devil you.

Could it be that you were smoking this article before I got here? Tuning in and turning on is the #1 cause of dropped sentences.

But as long as you’re turned on, may I have this (horizontal) dance?

In other news, due to a shipping mishap a large quantity of sildenafil citrate has ended up in the colorant used by a Japanese manufacturer of T-shirts and other garments.

From the classical series of open-end sentences found on t-shirts, here comes this week’s viewer’s pick: though this t-shirt is ……, not only it …., but also….!!
😀

I think I can easily answer the main question:
This article turns you on because of.

Because of monkeys…..

Letters to penthouse have that effect of many people

Probably because there are 2 holes at chest height…

So some people get a contact high from cotton, apparently!

This article is turning you on but you don’t know the reason why though you want to win the favor of…the shy birdie?

…win the favor of Smiles in Full Bloom…

I met James Joyce, and all I got was this lousy

-hey sexy…
-who me?
-no, i’m talking to your t-shirt. (turns to t-shirt) say, how bout we ditch your woman friend and i tie dye you, if you know what i mean

Many Engrish articles turn me on (laughing). I’m a bigu fanu.

I use Firefox, would I be surrounded by bookmarks?

“By my favourites” looks like a failed translation of “By my loved ones”.

Oh my god WHY!! WHYYYYYY!!! Oh yes, because I want to get the attention of… hmmmmm attention…