Great, but what do I do with all these wet screws?

This certainly drives a grossy hair.

For all thos folicle implants

Don’t buy this – screwdryer is much better choice.

1400 Watts hairdriver, the heavy duty remedy against baldness.

Turn left at the next split end.

That thing gets to my head everyday, it drives me crazy.

Just like a taxi driver, only with limited use.

Hey!! There’s no chuck. Aaaah screw it!

@Jazzy – So, it’s okay for Philllip and Robertson, but not for me ?

Dress by Versace. Bag by Louis Vuitton. Hair by Black & Decker.

Multi-purpose gadget: it drives you nuts & screws your hair.

Free gift when you join Hair Club for Men.

Also try our ‘BEARDRIVER’ – for all those swimming beards out there!
(Note: A ‘BEAR DRIVER’ is something completely different).

Use the hairdriver to make dreadlocks; left & right turning.

Invention: “Professional Hairdriver”, a combination hairdryer and
electric screwdriver.

Designed to: Save time by drying wet hair while tightening screws.

Reason for Failure: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND PAINFUL!!!

Professional? There is an “amateur” version too?

The salon really screwed up my hairdo.

Please drive safely around curls.

Ah so, now know secret to Bosley hair restoration process..

Suitable for retro 1980s heavy metal. Spandex not included.

Am I the only one who thinks ‘wet screws’ sounds dirty?

It not only drives and screws, it also looks like it can shoot someone.