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And if we plan ahead, work hard and save frugally, we’ll be able to live just before we die.
The thought patterns of inanimate objects.
It seems the zombies banded together and invented a slogan.
‘Mommy, mommy, I see dead peop… !’
‘Shush, do you want to wake them up?’
There really is more to life than juice, coffee and tulips.
Zen meets breakfast
It means, when we wake up we die?
The wooden puppets open a cafe.
You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one …
Please wake me up before living.
Living was my grandma’s dream too. Say hi to her for me.
Such is your existence in The Matrix.
Dreaming is my live
To dream: perchance to sleep: ay, there’s the rub;
So pass the special Kool-Aid
Living the dream, dreaming the life…
Being born is dream come true
Now I lie me down to wake
I pray the Lord my sleep to take
If I dream before I rise
For this I apologize
“Captain, life is not a dream.” – Spock
I’m living, therefore I dream;
I’m dreaming, therefore I am.
“I’m dreaming of a half orange
“And of some orange tuilps too”
(To the tune of White Christmas)
Designs by Pinocchio!
Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily, life is but a dream…
The sports section is our nightmare.
If you can read this you’re dead.
inamimated objects.
Thank God I’m still sleeping!