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Notebook found in Taiwan.
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PS: Will you be my valentine?
The Chinese says “Large format notes”. It’s for those notes that are bigger than life.
Who are you…?!
Be satisfied or die… Life is not a program code.
Lifes a bowl of maple leafs
Life is a dream… remember?
The dreamer awakes.
Life can never be exactly like we want it to be = You can’t always get what you want
I can’t be satisfied = I can’t get no satisfaction
These guys are totally ripping off the Rolling Stones.
That’s what she said before we broke up…
Because Living is our Dream?
Looks closer to the song “Dedicated to the One I Love” by the Shirelles, to me:
Life can never be exactly like we want it to be
I can be satisfied just knowing that you love me
Dead Leaf, tell me about life…
“I know more of life than you do.” — if you are the parent of a teenager, you have probably heard these words before.
You can never be exactiy satisfied.
I hate pessimistic stationary.
That is the deepest and most poignant way I’ve ever seen to tell someone they need to rake the leaves.
I always write my notes on A2. That way I can have my pockets cluttered up with usless amounts of paper. But at least I’m never caught out at a public toilet.
Not only depressed, but smug about it as well.
Ahhhh….my experience of puberty put into words.
This should be Dr. Kevorkian’s epitaph!
Yes, you have seen more of life than I do. You are near its end while I have just begun!
Why is my ex putting this all over again?
well, you’re not doing very well at it , are you?
“I know more of life than you do.” Oh yeah? Wanna bet?