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Do I get free refills?
posted on 18 Jun 2011 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Ethan Peter.
Found in Hangzhou, China hotel.
(163 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
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Waiter? Tell me more about the soft chink options!
( 22:00 – 06:00 ) Harvesting the organs of falun gung counter-revolutionaries
From september 1st? what’s the special for june 18rd?
Soft chink, do they come ala cart
Soft chink included, tough chink available ala cart.
If the soft chink is Chiling Lin, I’ll order that!
Soft chink give away? That’s a innovative of solving the population problem.
Ala Cart. Is that cheaper than “a la carte” ?
Alla Kazzam ?
If I have the soft chink surgically removed from the buffet at operation time can I have that to go?
Operation time free on dinner
A hard chink is good to find.
Ala Cart? The muslims can choose anything from the cart.
Hard chinks cost extra.
Ohhh try the Fried Gook!
Can I get sprinkles on mine?
I actually prefer my chinks hard and ready for service.
It followed me home mum. Can I keep it?
ohhh! Soft drink.
Oh, if they ONLY knew….
If you are English-speaking you can start at the buffet a half hour early which will leave you plenty of time to refresh your soft chinks.
So kind of them to put the soft chink on sale during September. Just in time to prepare the cabin for winter!
(Insert Oregon Trail reference here)
Operation time
Lunch: Operating Room 1, surgical instruments available from the cart.
Dinner: Operating Room 2, surgical instruments available from the cart.
Dinner: Operating Room 3, surgical instruments available in the buffet.
Bonus: free soft chink aesthetic surgery.
No one get one free vegetarian from 1st SeptemberBuy?
Order steak get free scalpel
Order noodles get free forceps
ewww! I didn’t ask for that, I just wanted a beverage!
It’s a front…this is really a Chinese brothel. Buy a buffet for $250, and a soft chink is included.
Mum, I chew a picture at school.
What’s an Alabama Cart?