A tricky bargain…

It’s our way of solving the financial crisis.

Or buy two and get a quarter.

Marriage is like that.

Suddenly the reason for the botox clinics’ rapid demise became apparent

and don’t pay until next Monday. Very generous discount indeed.

‘BUY ONE GET NONE’ is even better: 100% OFF!

Shortly: RIP-OFF.

Little did Madame Katsuo’s Escort Agency know that contracting Crazy Chikura’s Budget Advertising (& Discount Seaweed Supply) Co for all their promotional activities would ultimately prove their undoing

Grab it while stock last!!

Who gets the other half?

If I buy half, will I get one?

This is worse than the hotdog-bun LCM problem

Deflation problem fixed.

Ease your life… and believe you got away with it.

If you pay extra, you get to chose which half.

Here’s the deal…. you give me the money, and I give you this moldy, half eaten sandwich. A bargain, yes?

Post modern, reductionist capitalism or Bernie Madoff making a fresh start?

Buy two, get other half

If that’s coffee, can I get one with half and half?

So i am trying to reason through this mathmatically:

If I but one I get half, then i buy half and I’ll get 1/4th. Then i would but 1/4th and get 1/8th, then 1/16th, 1/32nd.

UGHHH I can never have a whole one!!!!

The most honest bait’n’switch campaign I’ve ever seen

Finally, some honest advertising… there are so many things where I’ve paid twice what they were worth!

Buy the other half, have this taken away.

Cheap at half the price.

*a little angly* If you don’t like you can go and buy anothel one, all light?!

buy two

get one

I wonder why they went out of business? I thought it was the best pet store yet.

That’s my stock broker!!!

Very wise commerce , buy one, get half free but need buy 2 to get free wholesome . China person fool you agian to defeat your wallet