We gonna get some tonight!

Funny they dont look Russian

Those bushes on the sacred ground are untouchable but they are touching your burning heart!

“It’s a time-share jewel, honey. You get to wear it for one week every year.”

…and the typo here is obviously ‘heart’

I don’t want any dream sacred ground visiting me!

I hope this doesn’t involve sparkling vampires

The Japanese are just too polite to say “Me love you long time”.

It’s always that spot in between the heart and the dazzling jewels that becomes the dream sacred ground.
And that’s as high class as they get.

You gonna confusing my mind. Wait… you already did.

I’m touched.

We gonna get signal.
We gonna get your base.

I was hoping your were gonna touch a bit lower than my heart.

We gonna perform a coronary bypass…..

Don’t worry, I dreamed about being a doctor so many times I might as well be one. I even washed my hands for you.

Every time I see you I become incoherent.

Let’s Classy!

It becomes my dream. Which scared the ground.

Please go away.

Why don’t they just say ‘We gonna rob you’…?

She’s gonna touching my heart. She’s called heart attack.

That’s not my heart…

^ That’s a jewel though.

not a caption but a question. is this the hostess club jewel that they feature in the yakuza games?, from what i remember the hostess clubs in game are based off real hostess clubs.

If I ever find myself in Japan I wouldnt mind peeking into one of these.
Five bucks its full of gross old men!

I’m NOT gross.

We gonna touching your heart … and selling it on black market.

We are gonna touching your heart… then rip it out of your chest and sell it on the street.