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Ohhh Mama, shootme more with myguns and put the ground under it!
Is not there the thing left to be told in front of this blackshirt?
Hey? MAMA?!
After the latest murder to rock Miami the local CSI team started producing T-Shirts,
all in the hope that the public would help decode the cryptic words found at the latest crime scene.
Horatio Caine always needs that precious time to think of his trademark one-liners.
“Well it looks like…”
*Puts on sunglasses*
“Mama, I’m coming home.”
Yeeeeeaaaaahhh!!!
Uhh, guys? This is a piece of the lyrics for Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door. They did mess them up a little though, but don’t mock the contents. Mock their lack of copy pasta skills. Mama take this badge from me I can’t use it anymore It’s getting dark too dark to see Feels like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door Mama put my guns in the ground I can’t shoot them anymore That cold black cloud is comin’ down Feels like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s… Read more »
It gets on the mama and shoots itsguns.
– Paw! Bang! Bang-bang, Paww! Put yourguns the ground! Bang! Paw!
– AAAAaagghhHHhhh!!!!!!!!
– . . . . . . . .
– Son . . ?
I’m pretty sure this is supposed to be part of the Knockin’ On Heavens Door lyrics:
“Mama put my guns in the ground
I can’t shoot them anymore”
Almost right but not quite 🙂
What did the ground do
“Knock, knock, knockin’ heaven’s door it more…”.
Boy: Hey, mom, I’ve been dying to ask you something !
Mom: OK, shoot!
Yeah, when I listen to Bob Dylan that’s more or less how it sounds to me too.
Mama
put my butt
the school
teach me
grammar more
In Soviet Asia, guns get shot at by YOU!
This shirt fails the Turing test.
KNOCK KNOCK?
Heaven Door.
Blackcloud get down.
Too dark, no see.
♪♫Mama, put myguns the ground
Shoot them it more, trigger dead
Mama, it began the life exactly,
But now that goes entirely, is thrown!
Mama, Oh! Die not my desire!
Wish born not this time OK.♪♫
PAPA
the need
the ammo
Bohemian Lhapsody?
It’s a Guns ‘n’ Loses shirt.
NEVER DISCHARGE FIREARM WHEN BARRELL BE OBSTRUCTED.
Knocking on hell’s floor
Feels like I’m knocking heavensdoor.
Put mygun the ground when you take it from mycold dead hands!
♫ Mama Superior Jump The Myguns…
♫ Mama… Just killed a man…
Put Myguns up to his head
pulled the trigger now he’s dead
Mama. life had just begun
And now I’ve gone and throw it all away ♫
If you’re going to make a song reference, you can’t go wrong with Queen.
It gets on the mama… To stopher killing spree!
Dark it’s getting too to see dark
Feels like I’m dislexically knocking on door heavens.
Those IT department guys are in trouble, now!
big motherfxcker
I rove Bob Dyran…