Politey-tighty-whities

You can never have enough.

United Colors of Politeness.

Pardon me, would you mind if I fart?

Underwear for polite conversation.

It’s not polite to laugh.

Our product is made for you to be of a brief bottom manner!

Specially engineered to filter out rude body noises and reduce effluvium.

Please note:
– Slip on carefully in public places
– Do not to slip down

Polite Haiku

he go commando
unless outline shows of him
where are your manners?

Please be polite, don’t walk around naked.

They are both gas and noise absorbent, but if a toot does sneak through, they say “excuse me” for you, too.

You must ask politely before you enter.

Now part of the uniform at the IMF.

Not what you’d expect from what we used to call “unmentionables.”

The Briefs who say ‘Hi’

Do they say “excuse me” for you when you break wind?

Not suitable for a pantie raid. More of a…
Knock, Knock.
“Who’s there?”
“Pantie inspection. May we come in?”

Don’t leave home without them.

“Sorry, sir, but we only carry polite underwear. The adult store down the street should have some rude ones, though.”

I prefer rude panties, myself.

I’ll be brief about this.