Now I’m the Donald Trump of sweeping up

One mans trash is another mans treasure!

I confuse; therefore I become rich.

I sweep away the carpet, table, sofa, kitchen, back yard, our village… while wearing high heels!

Let’s Chiritori allright!

Best use for brush when wear high heel. OK!

You glue table, sofa, kitchen, carpet or something else that’s Impossibly large and/or very inconvenient to apply to dustpan.

But you do it. Because you become rich, ok!
No lie!

Curious to see what the six-pack Chriritori, “stay poor”, looks like.

If you get job sweep Will Smiths’ mansion floor you become rich!
If you get job sweep Charlie Sheen floor, don’t sweep white powder up or he become very angry dragon!

You’ll never get rich, sweeping a ditch.

Dustpans of the Rich and Famous.

Not to be confused with the studded leather platform go-go boot dustpan.
OK!

“Take to brush the dustpan
…sweep to use.”

If you need detailed instructions on how to use a dustpan you know vast wealth can’t be far behind!

“Sweep To Use” from the same doc writer who gave us “Front Towards Enemy”.

“Take to brush the dustpan
dump the contents in a frying pan.
Make heat while submerged the food in oil
eating before the food is cold and spoil.”

–Too much loving,
Your manager,
Chiritori Saan.

Complete use method the first time to be revealed:

1. Apply the magic carpet
2. Take to brush the dustpan
3. Do Not Pass ‘OK’
4. Collect $200
5. Repeat several times

Now can you say ‘CHIRITORI!’

Stories of Jack and beanstalks abound.

Take to brush the dustpan.
Discontinue use if you experience great wealth lasting for more than four hours.

I dream of a world where dust bunnies are as precious as gold!

I order Mr. Ta-ke to brush the dustpan everyday.

Jack & the Bean Stalk for the modern era

endorsed by little wayne

‘Ahm the Federal Marshall for this here chiritori. When I say sweep up, you sweep up.

Sweep. Repeat. Rich!

Perhaps it would be possible to create att lvling system for sweepping? Create some kind of dnd-like rollplaying game where player must roll dice to sweep? And even create various “sweeping-classes”?

And of course.. by sweeping special floors the player can find useful “loot” to sell or use right away. Perhaps the thief-class can “sweep” floors by breaking and entering. And even “accidently” push valuably items on the floor by special tenniques.

Honey, I found our gold bars! They were under the sofa.

high heel what?
become rich what?

too many transexuals these days.

OK!

You’ve seen their houses, now see their dustpans!

From the producers of MTV’s Cribs, comes MTV’s Dustpanz.