Preferably head first…

Preferably head first…

posted on 30 Mar 2011 in Chinglish

Crash carefully…

Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Head first of course

DrLex
DrLex
12 years ago

Beware of safety. Run into obstacle to avoid safety!

Jazzy
Jazzy
12 years ago

Don’t miss it if you can!

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Thanks, but I think I’ll recklessly avoid it.

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Doctor treating patient for head trauma: “Uh huh, and do you believe EVERYTHING you read?”

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Other signs in the ruthless practical joke series include “cliffs ahead: throw yourself off”, “increase speed – dangerous curves”, and the ever popular “Please provoke the bears”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

Other side of the sign: Stupid!

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Now, close your eyes…

Eduard
Eduard
12 years ago

Head-banging for dummies !

SF
SF
12 years ago

AND DON’T LOOK BACK!

Terri
Terri
12 years ago

If your shattered ribcage matches one of these four diagrams, you win a Big Mac!

Offer must be redeemed the same day. Not valid in Uruguay. Fries not included.

xila31
xila31
12 years ago

Warning: Idiots Crossing.

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

It was nice running into you.

Classic Steve
12 years ago

Notice the capital “It.” You could meet Pennywise here!

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

I’m sorry your IT application closed unexpectedly. Throw nearsty geek into lamppost and reboot drive.

demondude777
demondude777
12 years ago

Park Ranger: I’m calling in a 414: Visitor has avoided the sign. Please send backup.

Ivan Dmitriev
Ivan Dmitriev
12 years ago

It reminds me of the “Carefully slip & fall down” sign

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
12 years ago

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Snufkin
Snufkin
12 years ago

Caution: It’s for wimps.

dane
dane
12 years ago

JUST DO IT!

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

This message brought to you by the society for the advancement of natural selection.

Pete
Pete
12 years ago

COWABUNGA!!!!

d17nk
d17nk
12 years ago

does the blue mean its safe to do so?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Just don’t insanely walk into It.
It will be bored.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Now I know where all those YouTube “people falling” compilation videos come from…

Isabella
Isabella
12 years ago

I didn’t know they have a platform 9 3/4 in China!

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
12 years ago

Be safe at your own risk

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Road Runner: Run into It.
Wile E. Coyote: Bang your head.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
12 years ago

Hey…I can’t read that sign. What does it.. *donk.*

Mark Stewart
Mark Stewart
12 years ago

The only way to keep idiots away

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Run into it before living.

victoriadawn
victoriadawn
12 years ago

Red light! Green light!

JohnZ
JohnZ
12 years ago

Run into that wall before it runs into you!!

ingrid
ingrid
12 years ago

face your fears…c’mon DO it!!

Fookmee
Fookmee
12 years ago

Wow, right to the point this time. It makes so much more sense!

Hard
Hard
12 years ago

Anybody up for a game of find the stud???

Gerson
Gerson
12 years ago

OKAY EVERYBODY! There comes a car…

One… twoo… hold it… THREE! NOW RUN INTO THE CAR!

Abiding Japanese laws since 1984

snackycakez
snackycakez
12 years ago

Too late…

Henry
Henry
12 years ago

OUCH!! That hurts! @_@

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
11 years ago

Compliance IS mandatroy

MissMonty
MissMonty
10 years ago

If you want to lose some IQ points…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Don’t Drink Drive Into It

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