You think it smells bad now…

Waiter, was the crap sincere before you cooked it?

The funniest thing is that in Romanian language “crap” is the word for carp. Go figure: an English carp is a Romanian crap! 😀 😀

We recycle!

…… if you think about it, this means that when an English customer orders a slice of carp in a Romanian restaurant he gets a piece of crap…..:D 😀 😀

This food its totally anal

I ate a lot of crap in Korea. Ahhh… memories.

I feel most sorry for the crap fishermen.
Talk about “Deadliest Catch”!

And the winner is…crap roll please…

Oh, waiter – I asked for sushi, but I got snake eyes!

I think they mean crab roll, but I’m not really willing to risk it.

My friends said this restaurant was good, but it’s crap.

No thanks, I’m no a low-crap diet.

This time, I’m not taking any crap.

I’ve had it up to here with this crap!

Don’t give me any crap.

It’s freshly made, sir. The manager did it himself.

Crap Roll = Like a Death Roll but much messier.

Crap roll – better than a Clap roll.

Customer: This is the crappiest roll I have ever had

Waiter: Why thank you sir.

@Powerful Entity: You mean he passed it himself.

“Waiter, what’s in these little morsels?”
“Eh, you never know…it’s pretty much a crap roll — ”
“Mmmph…I THOUGHT you mean a gamble! Ack!”

“Waiter, there’s a fly in my crap.”
“Because of monkeys, sir. It’s how they roll.”

It definitely tastes like crap!

Evidently, *crap* is the official Korean translation of *sushi*!

well there IS a reason why this restaurant’s #2…

We all have to put up with some crap in life.
But please, don’t put so much mustard on mine.

Mmmmm… with two kinds of queso sauce!

Here’s a knife. Now cut the crap.

it’s Busan not Pusan

Is this part of the poo-poo platter?

It’s pretty dicey…

Well, at least you know what you’re getting!

I think this dish has gone off; it’s the worst crap I’ve ever tasted!

Hey! There’s corn in mine!

Anyway, I will pass it……