St Varentine’s Day is widely cereblated in Japan by giving your rove one cactus.
Eduard
14 years ago
Crassic yet pliceress……
Eccekio
14 years ago
St Varentines Day. That is when that rittle plick shoots allows into your healt.
Eccekio
14 years ago
Haha @BFC. Cactus rike plegnancy. One plick is enough.
FatKenney
14 years ago
“Maiwage. Maiwage is what bwings us togeva today. That bwessed awaingement, that dweam within a dweam.”
-The Princess Bride
coffeebot
14 years ago
I’ll take the chocorates
jjhitt
14 years ago
Chilli Peppers are red.
Awnings are blue.
Sugar is sweet
And nothing rhymes with doggerel.
Eccekio
14 years ago
Peppers are red,
Awnings are blue,
It’s Varentines day,
And handcuffs for you.
emily
14 years ago
Lomance is in the ail …..
Eccekio
14 years ago
When i was young and fancy free, I had a girl and she had me, And on Varentines day, We lost the handcuff key. So a scene of total panic ensued, For we both were hancuffed to the bed in the nude, Now its four PM and panic doth ensue, For the rellies are due for a BBQ. Now finally it happens that she. Has remembered where she left the frigging key, It is hiden in a base of a vase by heck On the very edge of the poolside deck. So we drag ther bed out the entrance door,… Read more »
Gwydion Williams
14 years ago
Say it with a flaccid phallic object
Tom P.
14 years ago
Varentine: the little-known evil twin brother of St. Valentine, whose day is celebrated by some, on Feb. 15
Vely pledictable…
I rove you! Here is your lose.
Like St clistifer
Ret me be youl Varentine!!!
St Varentine’s Day is widely cereblated in Japan by giving your rove one cactus.
Crassic yet pliceress……
St Varentines Day. That is when that rittle plick shoots allows into your healt.
Haha @BFC. Cactus rike plegnancy. One plick is enough.
“Maiwage. Maiwage is what bwings us togeva today. That bwessed awaingement, that dweam within a dweam.”
-The Princess Bride
I’ll take the chocorates
Chilli Peppers are red.
Awnings are blue.
Sugar is sweet
And nothing rhymes with doggerel.
Peppers are red,
Awnings are blue,
It’s Varentines day,
And handcuffs for you.
Lomance is in the ail …..
When i was young and fancy free, I had a girl and she had me, And on Varentines day, We lost the handcuff key. So a scene of total panic ensued, For we both were hancuffed to the bed in the nude, Now its four PM and panic doth ensue, For the rellies are due for a BBQ. Now finally it happens that she. Has remembered where she left the frigging key, It is hiden in a base of a vase by heck On the very edge of the poolside deck. So we drag ther bed out the entrance door,… Read more »
Say it with a flaccid phallic object
Varentine: the little-known evil twin brother of St. Valentine, whose day is celebrated by some, on Feb. 15
@jjhitt: Inaugural?
Varentine… the patron saint of hopeless causes and Cubs fans.
Arr you need is rove!
Sulplise ! Speciar Derively !
in an ernest p warrel voice ” hey varn! you have your own holiday! know what i mean!”
Classic! and you don’t even have to look, you know it’s Japan.
Karl Rove shops here!
Well, they remembered he was a saint, anyway. More than you can get from most Western commercialization.
Who is this St. Varentine? When is his day exactly? I have heard of St. Valentine but not him/her. Interesting.
Rove is arr you need!
St. Valentine will be pissed of seeing this.. LOL
You make rove rike a roman!