So I imagine that a roll in the hay is out of the question too…
faulty wiring
13 years ago
Any hard hearted person found trampling the tender, fragrant grass will be publicly executed (away from the grass)
jjhitt
13 years ago
If they had a sign about dogs the grass might be less fragrant.
FatKenney
13 years ago
Sounds like someone’s been smoking a lot of the fragrant grass.
Eduard
13 years ago
I’m normally soft-hearted, so I’m gonna smoke them instead.
Eduard
13 years ago
Has anyone noticed in the reflection that there’s actually a fence protecting the grass from soft smokers and heavy tramplers? Now THAT’s what I call omnivorously caring for the environment.
alexmagnus
13 years ago
And the grass is not even sleeping…
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago
I tried to talk the grass to come for dinner but I got no answer. It’s hard-hearted grass.
Algernon
13 years ago
Just careful where you walk lest the tender grass becomes hard hearted.
Jellychop
13 years ago
My lawn is getting a restraining order and will be suing for emotional duress.
jjhitt
13 years ago
♫ They call her Hard Hearted Hanna
The meanest gal in Savanna
She tramps on the grass
While she’ pourin’ water on a drownin’ man ♫
Ostrich
13 years ago
A beautiful start to a poem. I feel quite emotional now.
xila31
13 years ago
And picnickers are just pure evil!
A Non-Y Mouse
13 years ago
The Chinese text actually translates to “Keep off the grass you sons of bitches!” but the tourism ministry decided to soften the message a bit.
,,,I just wanted roll on the grass dispassionately
XNtric
13 years ago
Add “with angry feet” at the end and it’s a haiku…
Eric the Half -A-Bee
13 years ago
You utter hardhearted monster. That grass never deserved to be trampled.
Darth Na'vi
13 years ago
Kudos to J.T. for photographing this outrageously amusing sign and getting himself in the photo at the same time. Well done. God bless those lovely translators…getting all weepy over tender, fragrant grass…
Cecily
13 years ago
There’s a field of tough, stinky grass about a mile down the road. You can trample on that if you want.
Lora
13 years ago
J.T. better not have trampled the grass while taking this picture, his reflection in the sign looks awfully guilty! 🙂
Jay
13 years ago
poetry!!!
Hilfy
13 years ago
Don’t walk on the grass, you might hurt it’s feelings…
Murilo Silva
13 years ago
Judging from all these grass signs, it seems to me that “grassment” fellonies are on the rise in China.
Dyl
13 years ago
“I’m gonna harden my heart…I’m gonna swallow my tears…”
sparky
12 years ago
I’m tenderhearted, so I just trampled a little to smell the fragrance.
So I imagine that a roll in the hay is out of the question too…
Any hard hearted person found trampling the tender, fragrant grass will be publicly executed (away from the grass)
If they had a sign about dogs the grass might be less fragrant.
Sounds like someone’s been smoking a lot of the fragrant grass.
I’m normally soft-hearted, so I’m gonna smoke them instead.
Has anyone noticed in the reflection that there’s actually a fence protecting the grass from soft smokers and heavy tramplers? Now THAT’s what I call omnivorously caring for the environment.
And the grass is not even sleeping…
I tried to talk the grass to come for dinner but I got no answer. It’s hard-hearted grass.
Just careful where you walk lest the tender grass becomes hard hearted.
My lawn is getting a restraining order and will be suing for emotional duress.
♫ They call her Hard Hearted Hanna
The meanest gal in Savanna
She tramps on the grass
While she’ pourin’ water on a drownin’ man ♫
A beautiful start to a poem. I feel quite emotional now.
And picnickers are just pure evil!
The Chinese text actually translates to “Keep off the grass you sons of bitches!” but the tourism ministry decided to soften the message a bit.
This was on the BBC website a while ago – it looks like the keep off the grass policy has worked, when you compare this (picture 8)- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/8220166.stm – with the above.
Walt Whitman was here.
,,,I just wanted roll on the grass dispassionately
Add “with angry feet” at the end and it’s a haiku…
You utter hardhearted monster. That grass never deserved to be trampled.
Kudos to J.T. for photographing this outrageously amusing sign and getting himself in the photo at the same time. Well done. God bless those lovely translators…getting all weepy over tender, fragrant grass…
There’s a field of tough, stinky grass about a mile down the road. You can trample on that if you want.
J.T. better not have trampled the grass while taking this picture, his reflection in the sign looks awfully guilty! 🙂
poetry!!!
Don’t walk on the grass, you might hurt it’s feelings…
Judging from all these grass signs, it seems to me that “grassment” fellonies are on the rise in China.
“I’m gonna harden my heart…I’m gonna swallow my tears…”
I’m tenderhearted, so I just trampled a little to smell the fragrance.