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The dog needs a rest
posted on 6 Jan 2011 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Vit Kozianski.
Found in Shenzhen, China.
(365 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
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No walkies here.
You keep off the dog, and the dog will keep off of you.
Doing it doggy-style is also prohibited here, I presume?
Being eaten is one thing, being harassed is another one.
I’m Rover and I approved this message.
…but go for your life with the cat
Keep off the dog: It is trying to move it’s bowels in peace
I’m getting off my dogs; I’ve been walking around all day, and boy, are they tired!
Bestiality is frowned upon here.
Too bad fleas and ticks can’t read.
Apparently, riding the dog like it’s a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment.
Every year it’s the same old resolution: Try to stay dog-free…
Is that a lipstick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
And beware of grass!
How nice, they’re protecting all dogs there. Everyone should bring their dog to that place!
WARNING – Fierce dog!
Apparently bestiality laws needed clarifying.
“I want to be alone” said Greta Dogbo
where my dawgs at? RrRrrrr… ARF ARF
He is taken! Try next door.
But, Dude, I can’t help it. That dog is so HOT!
WE. ARE NOT AMUSED
who let the dogs out?
Doggie crappie on tiles upsettie owner.
EDIt: Doggie crappie on tiles upsettie owner. Owner makie bad noise and jumpie up and down on head.
No “hair of the dog” here. You’ll just have to sleep it off.
Keep off the dog…ya damn kids!!!
Dog free is the way to be!
Hey human, get off my back!
No putting on the dog. We don’t like those who put on airs in these parts.
If someone offers you some dog, just say NO.
Dogs hate sexual harassment.
I saw a sign like that in Aberdeen once, only it said “Keep off the sheep”
Needless to say… because of monkeys.
Now that’s putting on the dog!
Try not to screw the pooch…
He’s had a ruff day already.
Thank you! But there something nicer inside.
@Eoin 2:20
Was the sign manufactured by this company, perchance? (https://engrish.com/2011/02/lube-sheep-for-best-results/)